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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Mel Gibson, but I don't like what that says about me

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Put me in for John Daly

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

idk about "redeems", both roles were petty great.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He would have won if it wasn’t for that god damn carol baskins

[–] NightTitan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Pardon my saying, but "best mullet" is an oxymoron.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I hate to say it but Billy Ray Cyrus.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

Wow, no Kenny Powers??

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 13 points 18 hours ago
[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

mullet so tight the panties just baja blast off.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson

Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn't a true mullet. Mel Gibson's a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet

Joe dirt's mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago


Can't handle the mullet.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it's own, but MacGyver wore it best.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago

I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.

Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 day ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Its Billy Ray Cyrus.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago
[–] Xuntari@programming.dev 4 points 23 hours ago

Valtteri Bottas!

Where's Danny McBride as Kenny Powers?

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i need these sorted into an alignment chart

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

The 'sup-howdy axis?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That might be the best one so far.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.

[–] hans@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the whole right column and Toby Keith are in the running

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 1 day ago

Toby Keith doesn’t want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt