this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

/s Gourmet food doesn't go in slop, consider this a warning

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

I knew she was on Hexbear.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Under the beans - there's a pint of Neapolitan ice cream.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

no joke, (sweetened) beans are a desert topping in east asia, for example on your tofu pudding or shaved ice

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They also go inside things too. Sweet bean paste. Yum

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

yeah, though that's usually red and green beans (adzuki/mung beans). for the toppings you can have big old kidney beans too

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

peter-running

Do NOT ask for unko in your taiyaki instead of anko BIGGEST mistake of my life

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Mmmmmm....now I want some taro and red bean desert

[–] vyitnoomyr@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is fire unlike Mace's sodden heap of brown sugar, tomato paste, smoke flavoring etc. Probably further away from a dessert if you standardized it across cultures. I'm not opposed to baked beans on principle but we must advocate restraint

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More like Beanapolitan ice cream beanis

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Beanapolitan

Damn it. I wish I had thought of that.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

those beans look a little lukewarm. i'd heat them babies back up before scooping into my mouth.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

lukewarm is the perfect temp if you're not ableist about people's temperature tolerances j/s

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

yeah but im scooping them into MY mouth not yours!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I get what Brace sees in her

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

No sorry, I've evolved beyond your childish bean obsession. I'm an adult now, I only like beanis beanis

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Can confirm, beanis

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, wrong kind of beans (br*tish)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Nah i rate them

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Red bean ice cream is pretty dope too.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago