It's dns, it's always dns...
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
Airplane mode
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I'm inside her.
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human
Some women are like Faraday cages.
Full of holes but won't allow my emissions?
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
No-Zap November
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she's feeling phreaky.
There’s a 568C?
If you have to ask, it's not for you.
Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply....
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
This explains shark week...
Electrolytes
I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.
Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!
Uhh... I don't know sir.
Water mostly
Plug her into the router?
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
Best way to ensure this is to demand they've gotten the Covid vaccine.
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.
:þ
He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him
If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and to replenish his electrolytes.
atoms I think
fascist beliefs
but what if she's really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?
I don't understand the question.
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness...
Mostly going through a tunnel.
User error
Cooties
Feeling like she's cheated on you.