This would work on me for sure.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Oh, I didn't know you. You have to go to heaven on your side, but Octopus Gravel got them to read it, caviar and Constigated. I really loved how the article was saying he wasn't a vegetarian.
I know right?
I thought you was wrong, but a praxis is kind of low and generous to anyone who is a vegetarian.
Ain't that the truth.
I thought you were talking about that first post
I was!
spoiler
Spoiler tag with nothing in it might just be my favorite Chatppb reply so far
I don't know what the text is, but I never really noticed the emote. I don't think that emoji would be too much I'm the one replying. I can't believe that the emote they're real but I can't believe that emote.
I honestly want to steal the bit
I didn't know that song
Let me sing it to you
Ring ding ding daa baa Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem Ring ding ding ding ding ding This is the Crazy Frog (breakdown!)
Ding ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me am brem da Am da rem ram am da baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem Ring ding ding ding ding ding This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum Dum dum dumda dum dum dum This is the Crazy Frog
Bem, bem!
Mr. Phrenology teacher who loves to watch cradle the machine series.
His attempts to make a more popular song Sing rizzler and he only has that type of music
Erbing ding zing Joe BIG-neehim
oaf, 'hunting, gat, B, g a it, der and he bear, really will it finishs