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[โ€“] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 185 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

what the fuck

The ultimate technical resource for power tools and timber. 5,000+ verified guides written by pros who actually drive nails.

[โ€“] tomkatt@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!

[โ€“] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite

Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.

[โ€“] Naich@piefed.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It requires two hands coming off the same arm.

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[โ€“] StillAlive@piefed.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Is this a concept art for a new video game?

Choose your own adventure:

For "What are you doing, step-carpenter?" turn to page 41

For "alternate universe Evil Dead," turn to page 22

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[โ€“] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 38 points 2 weeks ago

Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition

[โ€“] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The first one slaps. It's Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.

[โ€“] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Or live-action Mega Man after he's absorbed the powers of Construction Man.

[โ€“] grte@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Those are perfectly cromulent hands.

[โ€“] Saapas@piefed.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

I saw this one and thought to myself "haha man they really messed up". Turns out this was mild one lol

[โ€“] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nailgun Fister

sounds like a metal af band name.

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[โ€“] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.

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[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some days I feel like I have two right hands.

[โ€“] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?

[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mom drank a lot during pregnancy.

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[โ€“] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.

[โ€“] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.

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[โ€“] teft@piefed.social 32 points 2 weeks ago

That page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.

[โ€“] hansolo@lemmy.today 30 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[โ€“] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're just jealous of their long pinky

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[โ€“] Funwayguy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.

AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.

[โ€“] Magnum@infosec.pub 23 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[โ€“] jj4211@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII

When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.

[โ€“] DaiDactylos@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?

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[โ€“] LePoisson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dear Lord that's bad. The whole website must be god awful, I didn't peek at it yet. But seriously with pics like that I'd put money on the website leading to some sort of scam.

[โ€“] Magnum@infosec.pub 12 points 2 weeks ago

Probably created by AI without any human reviewing anything.

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[โ€“] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup

[โ€“] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.

How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".

Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?

[โ€“] SGforce@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.

[โ€“] recked_wralph@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Person placing images in the site is likely not person

[โ€“] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!

[โ€“] crimson_iris@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.

[โ€“] foodandart@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.

[โ€“] tomkatt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not with that attitude they don't.

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[โ€“] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really liked the nail guns in Quake I

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[โ€“] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That isn't just Professional anymore, it's Confessional.

[โ€“] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's my favorite brand!

[โ€“] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago

the text also seems to be generated slop lol

[โ€“] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago

This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.

[โ€“] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I would never want to buy a product when you cant even photograph the actual item. absurd

[โ€“] Sprinks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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