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The ultimate technical resource for power tools and timber. 5,000+ verified guides written by pros who actually drive nails.
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
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The ultimate technical resource for power tools and timber. 5,000+ verified guides written by pros who actually drive nails.
Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. ๐
Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!
Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite

Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.
Is this a concept art for a new video game?
Choose your own adventure:
For "What are you doing, step-carpenter?" turn to page 41
For "alternate universe Evil Dead," turn to page 22
Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition
The first one slaps. It's Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.
Or live-action Mega Man after he's absorbed the powers of Construction Man.
Those are perfectly cromulent hands.
Nailgun Fister
sounds like a metal af band name.
No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article
Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.

Some days I feel like I have two right hands.
...as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?
He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.

This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.
That page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.
I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.
AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.
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The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII
When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.
Dear Lord that's bad. The whole website must be god awful, I didn't peek at it yet. But seriously with pics like that I'd put money on the website leading to some sort of scam.
Probably created by AI without any human reviewing anything.
Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup

Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.
How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".
Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?
This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.
Person placing images in the site is likely not person
Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!
I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.
If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..
How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.

That isn't just Professional anymore, it's Confessional.
That's my favorite brand!
the text also seems to be generated slop lol
This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.
I would never want to buy a product when you cant even photograph the actual item. absurd
Omfg xD https://nailerguy.com/nail-for-gun/
Edit: ๐ซฅ https://nailerguy.com/nail-gun-magazine-spring-replacement/
Edit 2: Oh god no.... https://nailerguy.com/nail-count-estimator-for-deck-boards/