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[–] Klear@piefed.world 153 points 5 days ago (15 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That saucer is rolling coal.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So a pure asshole is at the helm.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world's fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

It is a cover, but a few orders of magnitude bigger!

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[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 101 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Is this the oil price cap?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 14 points 5 days ago

It might be an honest to god lid gettin blown offa that thing

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 72 points 5 days ago (4 children)

All jokes aside, I'm seriously impressed that the roof structure maintained it's integrity and didn't just shred to pieces in the explosion

[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's probably a floating roof. In the petro they use this for several reasons. Less contact between the product and air reduces oxidation. There is also less gass formed above the product reducing odour. But funny enough, it is mainly used to reduce risk of explosion ...

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s probably a floating roof.

Sure is.

[–] PacketPilgrim@thelemmy.club 12 points 5 days ago

Heyoooo (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I think that part kinda makes sense. The lid is domed, which increases its strength. The seam where the lid meets the walls would tend to be the weakest point. I'm more surprised there was such a violent explosion in the first place, usually they just burn. Could be that tank was partially empty and the area beneath the lid was a highly combustible fuel/air mix. Drone hits the tank, vapour ignites, and pop.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Domes are great in one direction, because any given section has something below it. They’re a 3D arch, something whoch would fall apart immediately if turned upside down. The great part about big rounded edges is that they distribute pressure more evenly and reduce the amount of seams present unlike a welded cube, for example.

More likely is that, yes, the connection between the roof and the rest was the weaker point and also the dome was able to basically be a parachute so it coukd catch air instead of just being flung in some random direction.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

"Then the oil from the coach lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls—because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy—a burning wheel."

Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The best part of this is it was hit by a Russian AA missile.

The writers of this reality are clearly just phoning it in.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I went ahead and made the lemmy modification.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm so sorry to see that.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

No fucking way.

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[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Great, now we have to worry about Yuri.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

the only YURI is the YURi prime.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It's the 1,584th of February 2022... Can't take much longer!!!!111

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 13 points 5 days ago

30 days has September, April, June and November; all the rest have 31; except February which has 28, 29 or 1584!

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You hate to see it when thinking about the environment.

You love to see it when thinking about Putin getting briefed what's on fire this time.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah its good for the environment, they were going to burn that anyway. Now it's still burnt, but the infrastructure is trashed.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol. That's quite a take, I kinda like it. ( I mean they'll build it again using more materials and energy, but I don't want to be a pooper of the party )

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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why is the explosion wearing a Kippah?

[–] hitwright@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I might have found a clue ;D

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The roof

The roof

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Russia TV News: play it in reverse so it looks like our dear leader put a lid on the issue immediately.

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

When that landed, did it sound like an oversized coin? I hope it did the wobble "wah---wah--wah--wah-wah-wah-wah-wahwahwah" sound

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

the daleks have descended onto moscow.

[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 8 points 4 days ago

Yes the roof fell off in this case, but I don't want anyone thinking that Moscow isn't safe.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I still give the nod to New Glenn for explosion of the year, but this photo is even cooler in some ways.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

T-80: Nobody can blow their lid like me!

Oil tank: Hold my vodka!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Unfortunately disqualified from Turret Toss competition due to size violation, but a stunning effort nonetheless!

Ukraine will transform Russia from a "fossil fuel export nation" into a "fossil fuel import nation".

[–] mcSlibinas@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

No callsign, so it's military UFO?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah, this is the movie poster for the Russian version of "Independence day"

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

KyaputnikSpaceProgram

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