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This is cheating, he is not wearing a shirt.
We literally have himbos.
I'd gleefully fuck both the boys from BoyBoy
dog i get sexually harassed every time i go out solo 
also most women skew left, is he gay? 
I'm sorry no, I cannot let this egregious cope stand, every time I go to any kind of communist event it is noticeably sexier than average. And why wouldn't it be? It's full of people for whom liberation, both personal and universal, is a core value. The right wants to believe we're a bunch of debauched 40k chaos cultists, but they also don't want to acknowledge Slaanesh? Fuck outta here
Oh yeah cuz this mofo is such a dream boat.
Also I'd argue Lenin looked pretty good for a dude in his 50s.
wtf he was in his 50s? I always just assumed he was hard-bitten and in his late 30s
So he was in his 40s when most of the actual big shit in his life went down. He died at 53, I believe because he had really poorly managed hypertension that lead to a stroke. So yeah I was off a little. But honestly for a dude who went bald in his mid 20s I'd say he rocked it pretty alright. Dude was a short king though, he was only 5'5".
And his hypertension couldn't have been helped by the fact that he worked long days in a nation ravaged by civil war and had just about the most stressful job of any head of state at the time
He also was gravely injured in an assassination attempt by the SRs where he was shot in the chest. That is likely the major reason for his early death, complications arising from that, as he was never quite the same after and had to begin stepping back from official duties.
Also Stalin kept dissing his wife, which PISSED HIM OFF
Yeah there's a kind of magic that happens when you find the right facial hair style for you. Lenin had it, Tom Savini has it, Hitler did not have it,
Goebbels is a better example for that.
Tito
Tito ? More like Drip though
On the one hand we have looksmaxxers/incels/Mar-A-Lago Faces/''models'' (those instagram profiles where it's just some Miami style chick with a buncha filters who all look the same)/empty suits (rizzless politicians/CEO's/techbros), Oakley bozos talking to themselves in cars/meemaws with super filtered pfp's and Jesusmaxxing/literal dweebs who didn't get bullied or lockered up enough (thinking of Assmangold, Ben Shapiro, Destiny, and their ilk)/Gamers/cops/boots/feds/Nazis aka ''Master Race'', ''White Power'' assclowns who look like Ghoulies or Holden Bloodfeast and friends)/isn'treallies who cover the gamut of aforementioned exemplars, etc. I'm sure I missed a few.
On the other hand everyone else is beautiful by virtue of not being any of the above. So, we win.
Why are there left so ugly?
Because you're a right winger and you tend to think people whose ideas you agree with are prettier than those you disagree with.
Chuds have this tendency to be coy about why they hate someone too. My chud family member used to say "[so and so] is annoying "
Ok?? Why tho? Because they don't think we should exterminate the current target of hate? Ok bud.
In my family it's because we'd call the chuds out for saying slurs all the time.
to be real, i think the right is more obsessed with the perception of beauty than actual beauty. all the bleached blond hair and plastic surgery, and hyper gender expression.
Fuck that, bioleninism is straight up terminally online 4chan incel nazi shit. 
First time I'm hearing of it, what even is it
It's okay. I'm a 100/10, so I've got enough to make up for a few uggos! From each according to their ability, to each according to their need!
You may not like it, but this is what the peak male form looks like
spoiler
I'm sorry for tanking our average.
Turns out smart people tend not to be shallow plastic conformists.
Turns out to be sexy in this world you have to be a dumbfuck asshole. No thanks.
Now thats a bit past the mark, I think. We have tons of comrades who are attractive, whether that's from any genetic features or just from putting in effort. Thats not evil or something. Now focusing on it above the care you give others is a sign of being an asshole, but tons of comrades in parties I've been in are hot
Because fascists equate physical attractiveness with morality. That's why they're so obsessed with all the "looksmaxxing" stuff, they want an easily identifiable "good guy team" and "bad guy team" and while the rank and file CHUDs don't know it, the ones in charge know that ideas like attractiveness are malleable, so they can reinforce an idea like this over and over again through repetition, that "the left is ugly" and literally change their perception of people based on that.
It's also why they talk about the left being "blue haired sjws" because they're trying to make being left an "ugly" thing, so that people, who have been primed to think "attractiveness = morality" will not want to even investigate or think about leftist ideas lest it infect them with the ugly.
Looksmaxxing step 1: become a piece of shit
:roald-dahl-good-thoughts:
They say this even after seeing Fidel Castro?
This person hasn't seen the absolute baddies and hunks in the PSL
10 or Gulag?