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[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The article says he was convicted to 125h of community services. It just wasn't put on his record. Or am I reading it wrong?

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yep. He basically argued that being famous as a Nazi was already making it impossible to find work, and a mark on his record would just make it worse. And then mentioned the second kid on the way to sell the sob story.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maybe he should have thought about that before being a Nazi?

[–] busted_Anoose@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

correct, non nazis never run akkkrosss this issue.

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

Agreed, but he is a Nazi, so thinking isn't really a strong suit...

[–] grue@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And then mentioned the second kid on the way to sell the sob story.

That's not a sob story; that's probable cause for a CPS investigation.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

ding ding ding ding

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I feel they really ought to check his computer

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

oh won't someone please think of the nazi's babies ffs

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It seems like some parts of Australia have something called a "no conviction". Never seen that before.

[–] busted_Anoose@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

yes, they are referred to as section 10

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

After considering the case, Ms Stuthridge decided not to record a conviction.

That's the way I'm reading it.

Doesn't work that way at all in my US state. Every conviction is recorded and you can apply to have your record expunged or receive a “certificate of employability” five years after your conviction.

[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, this happened in Melbourne. I don't know how it works there. But it probably doesn't work the same as in your US state

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It definitely does not! I think that's why people might be confused, thinking they missed something.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Er... Maybe I read it wrong. I just woke up.

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago

Carve a swastika into his forehead and we'll call it even.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

The court heard Bull was among five people who interrupted the Academy Award-winning Holocaust drama by making Nazi salutes, denying the Holocaust, and praising Adolf Hitler during the screening.

Bull also told the court he relied on Centrelink payments to support his family and said his partner was expecting their second child within days.

Bull did not apologise for his conduct during the proceedings.

Bull appeared in court wearing a black Helly Hansen polo shirt. The clothing brand has been appropriated by some far-right extremists because its prominent “HH” logo is interpreted by them as an abbreviation for “Heil Hitler.”

So this nazi and his coward friends disrupted a crowded theater by mocking the holocaust, making nazi salutes, and saying hitler was right. He shows up in a heil hitler shirt, never apologizes, says he shouldn't face punishment because he's "suffered enough being unemployable as a result of his actions," and... they say OK? This scumbag is reproducing, living off welfare, and is actively promoting genocidal hate, and the judge says "just have him do a bit of community service?"

Guys. Remember what we used to do to nazis 60 years ago? Why don't they just do that?

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago

Rough times for Elon.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 11 points 5 days ago

I guess you could say that the judge lacked conviction.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Alt-history is lame. Like it would ve lame to be yelling about germ theory, or how steam is superior than gasoline.

Alt-history is lame, and these WW2 revisionists are in that same category.

“Lame” is a lame way to diminish the pure garbageness of proliferating their ideals.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Hey, alt-history could be very interesting! I wanna know what current year would be like in a place where indigenous folk beat the shit out of colonizers hundreds of heard ago and drove them away. A big place, not just like North Sentinel Island. I’m sure that’s a concept that’s been written?

[–] YeahToast@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Well, this is disappointing

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

*[...] Bull argued that his political views had already damaged his ability to find work.

“It is quite difficult to get a job, obviously, because of who I am,” he told the court.

“They can just Google me and they don’t want the issues that it comes with being pulled up by communists [...]

[...] Bull appeared in court wearing a black Helly Hansen polo shirt. The clothing brand has been appropriated by some far-right extremists because its prominent “HH” logo is interpreted by them as an abbreviation for “Heil Hitler.” [...]*

No conviction and zero remorse.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago (3 children)

performing a prohibited Nazi salute

Well, this isn't as bad as the Poland thing, but it's still an odd thing to outlaw. (I'm not suggesting he shouldn't be lambasted in the court of public opinion, though.)

As bad as the US is at everything else, at least Freedom of Speech is still alive and well.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

As bad as the US is at everything else, at least Freedom of Speech is still alive and well.

Uh... About that...

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

US literally sentenced someone to years in prison for transporting magazines...

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

no, I'm fine with prohibiting the nazi salute, because we're not allowed to shoot or beat the shit out of them for doing it. Make it legal to kill nazis and then, yeah, sure, help identify yourself as a nazi all you want.