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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I can and do count to 10 on one hand. I just use ASL numbers

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

I can count to twelve on one hand like the Babylonians

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

12 distinctions on one hand and 4 on the other doesn't seem too smart to me... I'm with the binary crowd.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I can go to 31. In binary.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

I can count to 31 using binary numbers!

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

My favorite insult of all time involves telling someone to go count their dick

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I can't verify anything but it seems to me if you want to know everything you could possibly know about the disaster, "That Chernobyl guy" is the place to go.

[–] robogeek@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Sumerians, 4-5000ya counted to 12 on one hand. 4 fingers with 3 sections each with the thumb as a pointer. Then the other hand counted off 5x12 which gave us yhe hexadecimal system of counting which is still in use today.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I can count to 31 in one hand in binary. It's not a super useful skill, but it's won me a bar bet more than once.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I want to go to the kinds of bars where counting in binary wins bets. Most of the time it's things like "open a beer bottle with your eye socket".

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

Sexagesimal, hexadecimal is base 16. You could say that simply improving on mathematics lead to the hexadecimal system eventually but they did not create the hexadecimal system.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is this something that can be easily taught? Could you teach us how to do this?

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Use your thumb to "point" (touch) a section of your index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky...now move up a section of the finger.

Tada you learned it.

The other hand goes 1 when you maxed out your finger sections, then 2 when you do it again where one equals 12 and 2 equals 24 etc.

There's really nothing to it, no research needed...just attempt to mimic what the comment describes and you're there.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact you can count to 27 if you cut your hand and count the bones.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Protip: you can count to one by counting your dick, but some people will count zero instead.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I can count entirely on one hand with ASL. 1-10 are static hand positions

[–] jaschen@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

In Taiwan, we can count to 10 on one hand.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 118 points 1 day ago (17 children)

FYI a normal human can count to 31 on one hand using binary.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Akshully, they would be counting to 11,111. That's nearly 100,000!

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

FYI anyone counting in binary on their hand(s) is decidedly not a normal human.

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Now I had to try it out and I'm very proud of how each finger played along

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

and China has well established hand gesture for 0-9 on one hand.

and even if you don't know that, it's quite easy to count to 12 using finger segments.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

China? The 0 to 9 single handed gestures are used for a lot outside of that. Like divers use that, all kinds of trades, and the military.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 5 hours ago

Ah, I guess that's one specific method. Several have existed across many cultures and professions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger-counting?wprov=sfla1

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have a well-established hand gesture for 1!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You should see my binary hand gesture for 4!

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I chuckled at 4 (my favorite number!) when I just tried out counting to 31

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

I wish, but I don't get it. Is holding the thumb up while flipping the bird a British thing?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Impressive! In binary with one Hand you cant even count to 5!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 13 hours ago

that's why you can't count that high, with one hand.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 23 hours ago

Or 14 if you use knuckles in Arabic

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Use ternary. Up, down, half bent. I think that gets you to 242

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 hours ago

Use decimal but with 10 different bend angles per finger.

[–] diablicja@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago

A normal person can do it. Only abnormal ones actually do.

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not great, not terrible.

[–] fearlessseraphim@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Imagine what masturbation with that bad boy must be like!!! Hoooooooooo baby!

[–] univers3man@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago

The joke is he had 8 fingers, which is a mutation from living near Chornobyl.

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