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[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

apology for poor english

when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?

i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring

'We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan'

‘no’

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I have read this greentext also

[–] protist@retrofed.com 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If Biden said this there would be a 4 day news cycle about it

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

When everything that comes out of your mouth is batshit crazy, it's no longer news...

When he says something coherent and relevant, I'll pay attention.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 77 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Any Japanese users here, did you know you were an Islamic republic?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

when did the empire of the rising sun, become a muslim country.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Since 1945. They've just kept it quiet to play the long game for yet another surprise!!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's the empire of the rising crescent moon now

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 17 points 2 days ago

When is Muhammad-tan coming out as a Hololive character?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Of course not. They're brainwashed by their government. The great USA should free them from their oppression. /s

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Can't tell if this is satire or real.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 22 points 2 days ago

Oh its fucking real

And people thought Biden was bad.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Caught in a landslide.....

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...no escape from reality.

[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look up to the skies and see...

[–] irishPotato@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

It's freezing cold, yet I'm melting snow

I need no sympathy.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I see, your eyes are open 🤖🦄🌈

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's real but he butchers English so well that you can hear either Japan or Iran.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, they didn't sound so similar in pronunciation here. Iran is generally said with the same "I" sound as "if" and a longer "a" like "ahh" or "run" rather than "ran".

Then again that fat sack of shit slurring words or just burbling nonsense are equally plausible.

This is typical Trump behavior and always has been

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently he's playing some weird mod in which you only have two buttons: "Denounce" and "Declare Surprise War".

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Hasn't figured out the requirements to declare a holy war yet

[–] Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] camembear@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Kawaaiii arreku

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[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This type of blunder is called paraphasia, a speech disorder in which a person unintentionally substitutes, distorts, or rearranges words and sounds.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Why am I not surprised to look up paraphasia on the web, and one of the first links tells me that it's a common symptom of frontotemporal dementia?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The Sultanate Of Uruguay has declared war! The Sultanate Of Uruguay has attacked Wellington.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 days ago

Civ do be like that

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Good ol' civilization. I fondly member living among one.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

That would certainly make tonkatsu difficult to obtain.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

wow, who knew that Iran was so powerful? it converted the whole country of Japan to Islam!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Wololo

...wait, wrong game.

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignoring the Islamic Republic of Japan part, is it 11 missiles or 111?

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

watched the original clip its 111

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This actually reminds me of the plot of Command & Conquer: Red Alert III,

Colonel Anatoly Cherdenko (Tim Curry) about to be overrun by the enemy, uses a time machine to travel to 1927 Brussels to kill Einstein. When he comes back to the present, he's the Premier of the USSR which is winning the war against the Allies... right when the Empire of the Rising Sun (Japan) declares war and attacks.

Japan isn't necessarily Muslim, but they are a technological powerhouse of their own accord.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We didn't know how lucky we were to have Tim Curry in our cutscenes

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I'm going to the one place that hasn't been ruined by capitalism... SPACE"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

maybe he played GENERALS instead, where the GLA is muslim(although the games dint say it outright) and they took over many countries.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Generals was one of my favorite games, totally a product of the post 9/11 world stage.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 10 points 2 days ago

アッラーアクバル

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Silly Trump, Japan is a monarchy

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