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[–] Muffi@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago

Its because they are actually trained.

Ask every European who has traveled to the US. Americans all seem to have >1 dog that they never disciplined or trained the slightest.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just for Tony Dawg.

you mean Antoine le Chien

[–] abc@suppo.fi 2 points 14 hours ago

Well explained.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (5 children)

US dog: "Woof"

French dog: "Weauf"

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"barque barque"

[–] leftascenter@jlai.lu 26 points 1 day ago

wrong

french dogs bark "oua oua"

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spelled "weauf" , pronounced "wo"

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 12 hours ago

No it's wœuf. Singular is pronounced woof, but plural wœufs is pronounced wuh.

Une douzaine de, s'il vous plaît.

!GCSE French joke!<

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I have a bichon frisse, which is a French dog. It means fuzzy bitch. And he sure is.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If you can step back cognitively and see it's your own pre-existing expectations, then yeah, I can absolutely see this. As an American, when I visited Paris, my preconceived notion of dogs in Paris sort of unavoidably meant, "my dogs, or dogs I know, in Paris." My dogs are reasonably well socialized for a suburban American introvert's dogs, but they would be an absolute menace in Paris.

They pull on the leash because they spend most of their outside time in the backyard or with their heads out the car window, so walkies is a special occasion, for good or for ill. They are obsessed with every new person until that person has moved on. Sitting calmly at a cafe has happened once or twice, but it takes a bit to get them used to it. One of them is a bit weird about new foot textures he hasn't dealt with. Everything about Paris is different from their everyday life, and much of it is different from my everyday life. To a certain extent, it would be the same in any pedestrianized urban area, but Paris is also so aesthetically distinct.

So, to see dogs just doing their thing, confident and happy, barking at neighbors from a 130-year old wrought iron balcony railing instead of through a cedar fenceboard, accompanying their owner for daily outdoor market shopping instead of being told they can't come this time because I'll be getting out of the car, or walking through that crushed-limestone surface Paris seems to like for their parks (unlike any city I've been to in the US), all of that endows the dogs with a certain "Frenchness" that will seem weird until you parse it. It's amplified if the owner's sense of style or affect strikes an American's eye, or even their subconscious, as distinctively French.

[–] Tinks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

One of the greatest joys of my life is being able to take my dog out with me in public because he's very well behaved. Not perfect, but 95% there. The last 5% is the golden excitement over people and comes out when someone excitedly fusses over him (think leaning over him squeeing excitedly and talking to him in baby voice) and he forgets his manners and jumps up trying to hug them. If people act normal, he's completely normal, chill and well mannered. He goes with me to all sorts of places like the hardware store, craft store, the liquor store, and out to eat at various restaurants with patios. I WISH we had a culture around dogs closer to France, because I think dogs would benefit greatly from it. Instead of being left at home they could be out living lives with their humans. Unfortunately that would put greater responsibility on owners to train their pups. Instead, we just ban dogs from most places because it's easier for the businesses to not have to put up with entitled assholes and their untrained dogs. It's sad.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you sure it isn't like in the cartoons where the owners resemble the dogs and the dogs copy their owners' mannerisms?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Actually, yeah, it's probably just that.

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[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Lemmy has great content, thanks to people like you, my friend

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I think most dog guardians in the USA are just poorly prepared. Never been to basic obedience training, or further than that: urban canine training. Socializing the pup doesn't happen, so they freak out at the sight of another living thing. Leash optional when no one is looking. Or, even worse, the dog basically lives inside the kennel when the human is out, so it's more like a prisoner/warden relationship.

What a great write up

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

One of them is a bit weird about new foot textures he hasn’t dealt with.

The calluses, right?

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I went to Paris once. I saw someone walking 14 dogs at once (I counted). Dogs were everywhere. I also saw zero doggie bags and hundreds of dog shits all over the pavement. The smell was horrific. C'est la vie

[–] stormdelay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Thankfully it's not nearly as bad now than it used to

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

That's good to hear. I think I was there just when they started adding laws to prevent that kind of thing, but before anyone cared about said laws

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] sunoc@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 20 points 1 day ago

"un je-ne-sais-quoi"

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

c'est ne pas un chien

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

They probably attack anyone daring not to speak French with a ferocity straight out of hell.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think it's normal for dogs to bark at new things and trying to hump everything they like.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

They seem to be especially well trained, they walk around without a leach no problemo. Swedish dogs must be restrained at all times (I'm swedish living in france).

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

It's true. It's one of the first things I've noticed when I first moved to France.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I haven't experienced this in person but i feel like it's absolutely know it if I saw it.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe they chain smoke?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

What she means is they respond to "Coucou!"

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well behaved?

It's like 50-50 around here.