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[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget getting shot by ICE for ... Existing

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] banause@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

I know this is completely overthinking your comment, but I guess interesting to share.

The thing is, that in Europe a lot of people that vote right wing think they are part of the majority. However, the longer nazi germany existed, the more specific the definitions of acceptable people were. The "majority" was fragmented more and more. Even Himmler increasingly defined himself out the "master race" over time. Which is pretty ironic.

Chronical condition? Not worthy. Alcoholic? Not worthy. Intellectual? Not worthy. Questioning the system? Not worthy. Not "producing" soldiers? Not worthy.

What I'm saying is that a lot of people who think facism would benefit them, would absolutely suffer.

Especially the alcoholic fact is important to remeber to hand out to many who vote for facism in Germany nowadays. Look up how they handled that.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 87 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is America Great again, yet?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In every sense of the word "depression".

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey, we didn't start the fire. Well, at least this fire anyway. That's Canada's. /jk

But it still is extremely depressing...

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago

It was always burning, since the world’s been turning

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Golden Age of America!

[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 days ago

The problem is we have too much regulation. You wouldn't even notice the glass or poop if you weren't so low T and soft.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

no joke i kinda stopped making fun of americans and actually feel bad for them now

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can we just send the unregulated glass bread to the rural areas where they voted for it?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No joke, those people are probably blaming this on immigrants or trans people somehow.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I’m sure Fox is on the case

[–] SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Perfect time for the diy sourdough meme to make a comeback.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Careful, it'll grow out of control.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mother told me there'd be days like these.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't ake sourdough starters.

I make sourdough finishers.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz -5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Once made my own starter from scratch, on top of the fridge in some beautiful tropic place, excellent humidity, I fucking nailed it, and in doing this I pissed off the lady and the other lady and only wound up a garbage bag of headache weed

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Jesse and I would make excellent chili powder bread

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My girlfriend has been completely taken by the sourdough sect

[–] SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

you've nailed it, milk churn and mead jar for valentines day

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Don’t drink the water, don’t eat the food, don’t breathe the air, never have sex again… Welcome to the 21st century.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago

Really makes you wish for a modern day code of Hammurabi where shareholders would be force fed glass contaminated bread rolls until they die starting from largest ownership share to smallest.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 21 points 3 days ago

And all of it draws a straight line back to billionaires.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I hate regulation! Take us back to the good old days when people and businesses were more free so that we can prosper!"

Ok, done, you're there.. it's the 1940s again. Enjoying it?

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Here I am waiting for the next incantation or equivalent to lawn darts.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

*New from Milton Bradley, it's Drone Dropper©™!

Don't let your enemies get the drop on you!

Oops Dad! Stay out of the Dropper Zone!

This summer, be the king of the neighbourhood!*

~batteries~ ~not~ ~included~ ~Milton ~ ~Bradley~ ~not~ ~liable~ ~for~ ~dismemberment~

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Only thing that comes to mind is e-scooters which can be classed as 'kids toys' yet there have been a lot of deaths and serious injuries on them due to unregulated speeds and training.

You're right though, there hasn't been a good "wtf this children's toy/game is deliriously dangerous" since the 70s.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I mean, people are starting to look at social media a little crossways.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

The Onewheel scooters maybe? Or the 3wheel off-road things made by Honda that just became legal again...

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

so much winning

[–] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

bread, gone circus, gone

time for a revolution ✊

[–] comador@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Better move to Russia where you can take it in the ass more often there Comrade.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, but the can never take way your ability to curl into the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Capitalism®: we make everything worrse.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Don’t worry, I’m sure something Safe and Cheap like Trump Manna Bread of dubious quality and unknown origin will suddenly be in every grocery store and convenience store any day now.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

botulism 😔

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ah, just develop Alpha Gal and you won’t even care about the new world screw worm wiping out the beef industry! See? Everything in perfect balance.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Fuuuck can't eat nobody's sexual consenting, muhh!

[–] Leather@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

So you can afford food?!