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Bratwurst
bRatwurst
brAtwurst
braTwurst
Cooking an eating unruly children.
My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids...
If they're being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD
Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila
BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.
Originally called "kasln", the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it "Fleischkäsebrät". Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.
Beer, Red Blood, Aloe Vera, and Tea
B ussy
R imming
A nalingus
T umeric
The primary diet of citizens of the Bratwurst region of Bavaria. Consisting of beer, cheese, mustard, and of course BRATWURST!
Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco
I'm down, shit. I'll do the veggie chopping as long as we skip eggplant.
Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!
B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice
rice
I died
Bacon, rats and toilet paper
It is the WURST.
Beer and tobacco.
mainly leaves and grains.
It's vegan!
You can only eat misbehaving children
Boiled RATs only
Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.
Bratwurst
Rhubarb
Alcohol
Tangerines
The recipes are wild.
Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.
It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.
Cancer accumulation.
You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers
Tumourmaxxing
Bouillon Rennet Artichoke Toes
Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.
Broccoli
Radishes
Algae
Tarantulas
You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.
Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet
Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu
This is the diet for me. I had to look up Ricciarelli and it sounds just like an Italian cookie I love, except what I'm familiar with are horseshoe shaped. I've also had a very similar pinole version.
Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats
Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.
You eat small edgy dolls
Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.
you can only eat subaru pickups
From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips
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Girl dinner.
Boy Rats Are Tasty
Lots of protein.
Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.
Heh... tequila to get toasted
The "I'm 18 living on my own for the first time" diet.
Ooo yeah, bananas, ramen, applesauce, tequila
- beer
- red bull
- aspirin
- tacos
Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.
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