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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Clankers vs Egirls

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I also hate AI GFs, and the AI zombies falling in love with them. But e-girls are no substitute for a real GF.

Also it's on 4chan, so it could be fake.

[–] tautalas@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 4 hours ago

Alright guys, I'll say it this time, its clearly fake 'n gay

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

bottom feeders need love too? heh

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 52 points 18 hours ago

Reminds me of the Tosh line: "being an ugly woman is like being a man -- you're gonna have to get a job."

[–] socsa@piefed.social 51 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Electronic girls implies the existence of Magnetic girls, who are a function of the divergence of the E-girl field.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

that also implies electeomagnetic girls

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Well, some of them are very attractive.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 38 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Come on egirls. You have to change with the times. Maximise your potential. AI can't sell used bath water and you can create an infinite supply.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 52 points 20 hours ago

Soon there will be AIgirls that sell cooling water from data centres.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They could pretend to be AIs, though that would be a despicable thing to do.

Ai's aren't out competing real people by means of quality here, they're doing it by means of availability.

To compete with an AI you would need to be at their beck and call literally any second of the day, and for significantly less money and what she was doing before.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think profiting of the loneliness of people is wrong no matter who does it

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 57 points 23 hours ago

Sure, but I think the soulless corp hoovering up the profits with faceless entities is more to blame here than the actual human giving their time to others.

The latter scenario is just someone trying to survive in this fucked up world. The former is the ones who did the fucking doing even more to fuck the world.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Personally, I prefer real women face to face, but I guess that's because that's all I've ever had. I don't get this hiding in phones thing.

If you're never going to meet them anyway, you might as well talk to the one that strokes your ego better, I suppose.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Eh, yes... Because that is what a normal human prefers. There are no AI "girlfriends" , they dont exists, they are fucking software programs.

How insane is this society to even use the name AI girlfriend.

[–] belsedar@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

IMO society is overall willfully ignorant and stupid and its not really their fault but that does lead to the problems we are in today.

The attempt to give everyone an education in the 20th century ended with a "proper" (think Renaissance version of education) version of education being sidelined for basic literacy+rote learning. This is far better than no education for all people, like before, but we still have a long way to go.

The result as that in school we aren't educated but at best taught and at worst 'instructed'(yes with exceptions, this is all a generalization and to every rule there is an exception). Schools and universities in their current form tend to give people information that eventually is going to be ou t of date, rather than actually doing the difficult task of making people think. Today education is just a part of some maybe already broken social contract. So, because I think we generally can say that people are lazy when they think they can be, most people never bother to think, but just coast along whatever course.

Tldr: AI girlfriend not a problem if people actually educated and think, but they are instead instructed in school/uni and as such don't think most of the time.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 44 points 23 hours ago

Sarah McLachlan music For just 50 cents a day you can sponsor an egirl in need....

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 87 points 1 day ago

Time for a government bailout.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we all agree eGirls are still better than AI?

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only in the sense that piss is better than shit

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Piss is leagues ahead of shit

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 8 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I've never paid someone to shit on my face

[–] JustRalph@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 2 points 19 hours ago

I know this one. You would never have a garbanzo bean on you :)

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago

If you're from the US: it's called taxes there..

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

There’s a movie with something like this, is it Her? Where they hire a sex worker to embody the AI girlfriend, I don’t remember how it turns out though. I can see it becoming that, the AI does all the safe work then a real woman has to show up and put her body and wellbeing on the line.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

This is Her. The guy gets super uncomfortable about it and they call it off

[–] bilouba@jlai.lu 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Thank you, too many AI movies going around these days

[–] mandolrain@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Embrace monke. Look at trees instead of screen. Happy sex with tree

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

“Playing Kendrick Lamar”

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 39 points 1 day ago

Fake - no girls in the internet

Gay - OP is attracted to dudes

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I'm half thinking that the real problem is that men who give money to women they are in parasocial relationships with like younger women and that she has aged out of the business at the tender age of 20.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

2 AI, 1 cup.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They found a product they like better.

Maybe this hypothetical egirl needs to step up her game.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Should have pivoted to feet pics before it became a meme

There's ai feet pics too now it's all fucked

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -1 points 20 hours ago

We are talking about people here, eGirls already do too much to deal with mens need for attention from women, giving them fake attention.

It doee not solve the core problem, however.

Broke girls, and redundant guys.

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

AI has finally gone too far!