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Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror oooaaaaaaauhhh

This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.

Also please watch the video to see an old man's brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19

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[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Football feilds and 9/11s. The only ways to measure things

[-] buh@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago
[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Thats right! The Big Mac measures consumer prices

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I learned that from watching jarhead

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know, New York's only like 5% of the US population. So New York's 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.

Israel's 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.

Really makes you think.

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[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

Holy fuck he's actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven't seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn't keep him in hiding forever

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

It's joeverjoever

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

"God save the queen, and I MEAN IT." -JB

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

that's as many as 30 bushes

[-] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Burning bushes can't melt steel, but the omniscient burning bush definitely organized fifteen 9/11s!

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And that's terrible

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They can't possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he's unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

I hope he just collapses during a public appearance, that would fucking rule

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Smh making fun of his stutter again

Why are you tankies so ableist?

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

if he dies before 2025 they're just going to weekend at bernie's his ass

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[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state

Also now do Gaza

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Uhh sweaty this is why nuking China isn't a war crime/s

[-] Chapo_Trap_Horse@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Someone from Luxembourg is worth 2,376 Chinese people.

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

many whites are saying this

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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

it's like watching someone's granddad pretend to be the president

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Americans would use anything before metric.

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[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

fuck someone who knows how to do fraction math tell me how much that makes

[-] Fuzzy_Dunlop@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago
[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

fuck 15 nine-elevens is like 12.27... nine-elevens? this is why I don't do math

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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

something something usian measurements

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Explaining tragedy to an American: Imagine a 9/11. Okay, now, what if even more 9/11

[-] ForgetPrimacy@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago

By that does he mean "an entirely understandable and measured response to decades of unwelcome military presence"?

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Genocide Joe in Creative Accounting

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't even need two guys in Vatican city. You don't even need one.

0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.

That's like a sneeze.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

So stubbing my toe was not only my own 9/11, but the Vatican's 9/11?

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don't. Don't. Don't.

Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Weekend at Biden's shit going on here

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Genocide Joe strikes again

[-] stevatoo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Kaio ken times fifteen! biden-rember

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Israel deserved fifteen 9/11s

[-] flan@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

this is a joke from team america 20 years ago jesus

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

maybe someone can do 15 9/11's to the USA, then would that mean 150 9/11's is going to happen to Israel?

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[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Jetlag Joe is just a very sleepi

[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

i burnt my asparagus in the air fryer earlier tonight that was like three 9/11s at least

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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The story this codger is pushing makes me think of DBZ escalation:

"Yeah, the Taliban had a big powerlevel, they could pull off a whole 9/11, but we beat them ~~lol~~ and now we need to beat Hamas, who are powerful enough to pull off an attack 15 times greater! Pretty soon, we'll need to be fighting the ultimate terrorist organization, the Sissy Pee, who are so powerful that with their Wuhan Flu they have done like a million 9/11s without a single gun involved!"

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[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

How tf did he manage to have the worst possible centrist take on this?

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[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
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