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Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror oooaaaaaaauhhh

This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.

Also please watch the video to see an old man's brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19

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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Football feilds and 9/11s. The only ways to measure things

[–] buh@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Thats right! The Big Mac measures consumer prices

I learned that from watching jarhead

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You know, New York's only like 5% of the US population. So New York's 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.

Israel's 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.

Really makes you think.

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[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Holy fuck he's actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven't seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn't keep him in hiding forever

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

It's joeverjoever

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

"God save the queen, and I MEAN IT." -JB

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

that's as many as 30 bushes

[–] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Burning bushes can't melt steel, but the omniscient burning bush definitely organized fifteen 9/11s!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And that's terrible

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

They can't possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he's unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hope he just collapses during a public appearance, that would fucking rule

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Smh making fun of his stutter again

Why are you tankies so ableist?

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if he dies before 2025 they're just going to weekend at bernie's his ass

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[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state

Also now do Gaza

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Uhh sweaty this is why nuking China isn't a war crime/s

[–] Chapo_Trap_Horse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone from Luxembourg is worth 2,376 Chinese people.

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

many whites are saying this

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[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

it's like watching someone's granddad pretend to be the president

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Americans would use anything before metric.

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[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

something something usian measurements

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Explaining tragedy to an American: Imagine a 9/11. Okay, now, what if even more 9/11

[–] ForgetPrimacy@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 years ago

By that does he mean "an entirely understandable and measured response to decades of unwelcome military presence"?

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Genocide Joe in Creative Accounting

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wouldn't even need two guys in Vatican city. You don't even need one.

0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.

That's like a sneeze.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So stubbing my toe was not only my own 9/11, but the Vatican's 9/11?

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[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Weekend at Biden's shit going on here

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don't. Don't. Don't.

Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief

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[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Genocide Joe strikes again

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Kaio ken times fifteen! biden-rember

[–] flan@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

this is a joke from team america 20 years ago jesus

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Israel deserved fifteen 9/11s

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Jetlag Joe is just a very sleepi

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The story this codger is pushing makes me think of DBZ escalation:

"Yeah, the Taliban had a big powerlevel, they could pull off a whole 9/11, but we beat them ~~lol~~ and now we need to beat Hamas, who are powerful enough to pull off an attack 15 times greater! Pretty soon, we'll need to be fighting the ultimate terrorist organization, the Sissy Pee, who are so powerful that with their Wuhan Flu they have done like a million 9/11s without a single gun involved!"

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[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How tf did he manage to have the worst possible centrist take on this?

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[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i burnt my asparagus in the air fryer earlier tonight that was like three 9/11s at least

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[–] happyandhappy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

135 ELEVEN!! NEVER FORGET!

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