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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 71 points 9 months ago

fuck that, 28 months of 13 days

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago

I think we should have 365 months of 2 days each (the days are half as long)

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Also all of the nighttime days should be named after me because you can look up at the sky and it's all pretty n stuff

[-] Ceres@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

im surprised you don't want 1 month with 2 days (the days are extremely long)

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[-] Judge_Juche@hexbear.net 64 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We need to revturn to the pre-Republic Roman system of ten 28 day months and a liminal, unaccountable 90ish day period during the winter where dates don't exist. We need to have a high priest pulling apart bird guts to tell us when in March we can start counting days again. We need a system so subjective and variable that you occasionally need a 500 day year to reset everything either becuase of compounding error or because the priest in charge got murdered and no one replaced him for two months.

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

They were just revolution brainstorming, let them cook

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Gonna sit down and contemplate the plow today

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

best shit ever

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Or Swatch Internet Time.Or stardates.

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[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

also when you say "a month from now" that would be a defined amount of time

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

I've always assumed that meant you incremented the month (i.e next month on this date) but it turns out some people use an arbitrary day increase and you only find out when it fails.

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

13x28 is 364, what about the 365th day?

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 68 points 9 months ago

Just make it into a big holiday that doesn’t take place on any official day of the week, it’s just its own thing existing outside the normal structures of modern life.

Or, we could ignore it and enjoy the confusion as the seasons slowly drift into different months as an effort to hide the increasingly obvious signs of climate change.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

If we're gonna do that let's just make it a five day holiday and a 360 day year. 360 is a much more convenient number than 364, you can make it ten 36 day months of four nine day weeks or twelve 30 day months of three ten day weeks.

[-] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

Make it five 6-day weeks and twelve 30-day months, you got yourself a deal. If we want to fit the moon thing like in OP a month needs to be ~29.5 days and 30 would be closest. Twelve months also allows us to keep lining months up with seasons and use quarters for stuff.

To be clear for anyone who isn’t familiar, the ~28 days vs ~30 days thing comes from the number of days it takes to complete an orbit vs the number of days it takes for the sun to be in the same relative position, respectively. Historically, calendars have followed the latter because that’s what dictates what phase the moon is in. The discrepancy happens because the earth is orbiting the sun at the same time the moon is orbiting the earth.

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[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

I think they tried that around the French revolution and the paris commune used it. It didn't stick around because we're not allowed to have nice things

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

The glib, history-as-storybook reason I heard was that they didn't bother or think to to rework the almanacs, so all the very necessary work of food production was still using old calendar. Kinda hard to stick to a new calendar when your cheese and bread is still marked by the old one.

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I always assumed it had to do with the difficulty of using a different calendar than all your neighboring countries, but I don't really know

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Nah, they're the reason we have the metric system. Well, them and Napoleon. If they had been able to prove the new calendar as useful, it would have spread with him.

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

You decide when that is yourself. If you're having a rough day and you can't be arsed? You take the 365th. It's like a yearly "grandparents funeral".

[-] jrubal1462@mander.xyz 22 points 9 months ago

I independently came up with the 13 x 28 idea to align monthly things like bills to weekly things like paychecks.

My solution was to make that odd day a holiday and celebrate the really awesome, cool, and good-looking dude that came up with this new calendar. (Me)

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 9 months ago

That is no worse than leap day. Far better than 73 five day months.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Why not five 73 day months? Thinking outside the box here.

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[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

To make this work, you'd have to add the detail of having a leap week every 6 years or so, sometimes every 5 years.

Remember, a solar year is about 365.24 Earth days.

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Every year has 1-2 intercalary days that aren't part of any month.

The problem is then that your months slowly drift out of alignment with the moon.

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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

That is the day we give our offerings to the ancient ones

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

13 X 28 is only 364. What about the 365th day?

[-] WithoutFurtherRelay@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Make the last day special and separate from the month system

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago
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[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

There's actually 365.24, so it's even worse

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Bonus day for new year's eve

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

To shreds, you say?

[-] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

Yes please I would like to spend my entire life having every birthday be on a fucking Wednesday thank you

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

This is also how the railway callendar works in the UK.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

so we're reinventing the shire calendar then? :)

[-] muddi@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Apparently Tolkien based that on Saint Bede's and Anglo-Saxon calendars (ofc he would)

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago
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[-] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

The broadcast calendar. 😆

It’s a good idea.

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