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[โ€“] ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 145 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If it doesn't survive the machines, it doesn't belong in my house

Message sponsored by the dishwasher/washing machine/dryer gang

[โ€“] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same with toddler toys:

"It can go in the dishwasher, the washing machine, or the garbage".

[โ€“] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

for real tho, this is advice I wish I had about one week into having a newborn.

Absolutely terrified during his first blowout. "Put it allin the washing machine with baby-sensitive detergent" It was about an hour of fear that I just got liquid poo mixed in everything.

Goddamn, did that ever make me respect the washing machine. Detergent, water, and spinning. Cat barfs on blanket? Washing machine. Kid barfs on everyone's clothes during his first real illness? Washing machine. Unknown Substance #1143 that smells worse than it looks? Washing machine.

Don't even need to use anything other than cold water. No colors or shrinking to worry about that way.

[โ€“] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

I remember those days, having to remind myself that the relief of "whew, it's just urine" is not okay.

[โ€“] ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried the reddit advice of cold water and sadly it definitely left stains that would've been cleaned otherwise

[โ€“] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 13 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Hang drying and you don't need to iron. (And clothes hold longer and needs a few kW/h less power).

[โ€“] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You just need full acre of basement for that.

[โ€“] Vegasimov@reddthat.com 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What? This is how most people in European cities dry their clothes and I guarantee they all have smaller houses than in American cities

Just needs a clotheshorse which is like the size of a table

[โ€“] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, they're called clotheshorses? I just called them drying racks

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[โ€“] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

2mยฒ and only temporary.

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[โ€“] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Unless it's raining all week.

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[โ€“] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is me, the only exception is hand knitted or crocheted items. They're literally the only things I'll actually respect wash instructions on. If someone takes the time to make me something by hand, or if I spend the time to do it, I'll treat it right. Otherwise, that shit is going is going into the washer with shirts, jeans, two towels, a flat sheet, a little bleach, some powder detergent, and some downy. I know you're not supposed to downy towels, but ain't nobody got time for separating laundry in this bish.

[โ€“] mpa92643@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Towels honestly dry you off SO much better when they're washed with no fabric softener. It's worth an extra wash to do towels separately

[โ€“] KaedanJarret@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Just stop using fabric softener in general. It's basically liquid plastic coating your clothes. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Stamets@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's fair. If it's been hand crafted with love that's something different than, I dunno, some random sportsball shit I have from Walmart.

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[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dryclean only means "I will never wear this sweater again"

[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

"This sweater is dry-clean only, which means its dirty." -Mitch Hedberg

[โ€“] quaddo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I once sent off my favourite tie that had a cool pattern on it to her dry cleaned.

It came back with the pattern partially erased.

A sad day for me.

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Whatever, dude, you're the one that has to wear me."

[โ€“] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you don't survive the gauntlet, you're in the next bag to the donation bin.

[โ€“] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Aka salvation army's trash delivery

[โ€“] ammonium@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My washing machine has a hand wash mode ๐Ÿ‘€

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does it use real hands or synthetic?

[โ€“] Dontfearthereaper123@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

No flex ๐Ÿ’ช bro but my washing machine ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ‘š uses fresh real hands ๐Ÿคš from the children ๐Ÿ‘ถ in my basement.

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[โ€“] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything that breaks in the washing machine/dryer/dishwasher trifecta, doesn't deserve to live in our house.

[โ€“] rmuk@feddit.uk 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

None of my plates survived the washing machine. Fucking IKEA.

And the dishwasher shredded my laundry. Stuff just isn't built to last anymore.

[โ€“] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They just want you to put your plates back together.

[โ€“] quaddo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

IKEA meets kintsugi

[โ€“] FQQD@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do the manufacturers just do this to not be responsible if the shirt doesn't survive the machinery?

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's like dishware being not dishwasher safe

Sometimes they didn't want to pay for the testing and don't want to be liable (Probably cheap product) sometimes they didn't want to spend the extra 0.05ยข/item to apply the proper coating/dyes/machine resistant features (Cheap product)

The rest of the time, it's truly because of "specialized" material, like wool.

If you're looking to buy clothing, it's best if you simply didn't buy anything that is "Handwash Only" (Unless it's something like wool).

If everybody checked and avoided buying "Handwash Only" clothing AND dishware, they would disappear off the market rather quickly (With the exception of special materials that truly can't be made machine-safe)

[โ€“] Smoogs@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Tbf knives will not stay sharp if you dishwash them. You just have to sharpen them more often if you do. So youโ€™re either lazy not to hand wash them OR lazy not to sharpen them as much. Has nothing to do with how they are manufactured. Knives just donโ€™t stay sharp in machine washing as the heat dulls it.

[โ€“] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Waitโ€ฆ people are putting knives in the dishwasher?! The fuck? Theyโ€™re like the easier thing to clean!

[โ€“] Smoogs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It gets worse. People will go like โ€œthis shit is dullโ€ blame the knife and wonโ€™t even consider it needs to be sharpened (or donโ€™t want to) chuck it or give it away and BUY NEW knives like every 1-2 years not realizing these things could last decades. All because they think they are too lazy but the whole procedure is actually more work.

Then you have the group who just use dull knives forever and accept it because they think sharp knives are dangerous. And then not realize how much more dangerous that is to use a dull knife that will slip off of things more so than a sharp knife would.

[โ€“] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

I donโ€™t know how these people function day to dayโ€ฆ

I actually did once know someone that I encouraged to buy a new (cheapish but decent) chefโ€™s knife. A few months later I asked how they liked it, and they were like โ€œoh I left it in the sink sitting in water overnight one too many times, and it developed rust spots, so I trashed itโ€ ๐Ÿคฏ

[โ€“] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I didn't actually know that it was bad to put knives in the dishwasher until only a couple months ago. For anyone wondering, dishwasher detergent is abrasive, and will mechanically dull blades.

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[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Some are damaged by washing in high heat or tumble drying them. Not like straight away but over time.

If I see this on something cotton or polyester, I just don't buy it as it insinuate cheap dying and manufacturing.

On wool, cashmere, etc. it's a bit more reasonable

[โ€“] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago

"Best I can do is make it quick"

Punchline to the original Dilbert Comic (also fuck Scott Adams)

[โ€“] shatterling@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is one of my favourites of his, I love the action hero face in the last panel

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[โ€“] Damaskox@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't do anything else than laundry gauntlet.
I once washed one piece of cloth on its own but it felt like a huuuge waste!

Nowadays I take my chances. But I must say that my clothing doesn't seem to take that much damage (obviously they'd live longer otherwise but I don't want to fill a whole machine worth of water for one piece of clothing, that's nuts!).

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[โ€“] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago

I don't think I've ever hand-washed anything. Then again, most clothes these days are build to be pretty disposable and include plastics instead of only natural fibers.

[โ€“] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In goes a red shirt, out comes a pink tea cozy.

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[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I try to follow the instructions so the clothes survive for longer, but with older clothes with tears and shit, anything goes

[โ€“] nicetriangle@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have a lot of $40-50 shirts; I definitely follow the directions so the silk screening doesn't get fucked. Though they only require being inside out and using cold water.

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