"My wife is in the other room."
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The ones I'm seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn't tell you exactly
MOOving
Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows
We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles
Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
abbatoir
i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.
there's a cow behind you right now
no just my radiator. (small apartment)
As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.
bird based measurements
bird based measurements
Finally a superior system to metric.
i live 30-50 birds away from a cow. (feral birds)
'bout a half an hour.
I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.
A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows
It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.
About ten minutes
i got a cow in ma pants
10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.
Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(
Some family down the street from where I work has their cow out grazing about twice a week. So about a 5 minute walk.
- I am the cow (complimentary).
2.5 miles, as the crow flies.
About a mile
like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm
100 meters maybe
2 miles likely, but let's say 3 miles to be certain.
20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think
7 minutes by bike
Surely there is a cow within 5 kilometers. I'm not sure where, but there has to be,
Used to live in audible moo range, now I'm like 5 to 8 minutes away from the nearest cow.
Less than a mile.
like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily
...moo?
Probably five to ten minutes. There's a bunch of farms out here - they're mostly horses but I'm sure somebody has a cow.
I WANT to say 50 miles, perhaps 100, but considering where I live, if there's actually one 15 mins away I should not be surprised.
Probably less than 15min walking.
About 4 years ago a bunch of cows wandered straight into my parent's backyard... I woke up from wierd noises, looked outside and saw a huge fucking cow standing right outside the window staring at me. In a semi panic I went upstairs to wake my sister (was night at the time) and we were both just stupidly looking at them from the balcony while they were chilling down in the garden. They left whole lot of shit piles too!
less than 1000m, but i'm about to catch a bus, so generally about 4000m
Oh about a five minute walk
Close enough to hear one and see it moving around but far enough away that it just looks like a blurry brown orb
200 yards, give or take
Horses is probably closer and chickens are right next door
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