"My wife is in the other room."

The ones I'm seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn't tell you exactly

Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles

At any given moment, I am seconds away from having a cow.

Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.

i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.

there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.

As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.

I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.

I could probably jog right now and make it to a cow before I collapsed.

A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows

It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.

About ten minutes

i got a cow in ma pants

10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.

Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(

Some family down the street from where I work has their cow out grazing about twice a week. So about a 5 minute walk.

0. I am the cow (complimentary).

2.5 miles, as the crow flies.

About a mile

like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm

100 meters maybe

2 miles likely, but let's say 3 miles to be certain.

20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think

7 minutes by bike

Surely there is a cow within 5 kilometers. I'm not sure where, but there has to be,

Used to live in audible moo range, now I'm like 5 to 8 minutes away from the nearest cow.

Less than a mile.

like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily

...moo?

Probably five to ten minutes. There's a bunch of farms out here - they're mostly horses but I'm sure somebody has a cow.

I WANT to say 50 miles, perhaps 100, but considering where I live, if there's actually one 15 mins away I should not be surprised.

Probably less than 15min walking.

About 4 years ago a bunch of cows wandered straight into my parent's backyard... I woke up from wierd noises, looked outside and saw a huge fucking cow standing right outside the window staring at me. In a semi panic I went upstairs to wake my sister (was night at the time) and we were both just stupidly looking at them from the balcony while they were chilling down in the garden. They left whole lot of shit piles too!

less than 1000m, but i'm about to catch a bus, so generally about 4000m

Oh about a five minute walk

Close enough to hear one and see it moving around but far enough away that it just looks like a blurry brown orb

200 yards, give or take

Horses is probably closer and chickens are right next door