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[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 92 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I’d really be sad if Donald Trump died tomorrow.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the "elite" also must play by the rules... then the fucker can die.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Look at who he idolizes. If he ever truly believes he’ll have to face consequences, he’ll run away and then off himself before he’s caught.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

He was just tried and convicted, on 34 felony counts no less! Apparently the punishment for that is immediate release 🤷‍♀️

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think you have to type it in blood or something

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

ᛞᛟᚾᚨᛚᛞ᛫ᛏᚱᚢᛗᛈ

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

lol. Unfortunately, it would be Jimmy Carter or something. This is not the worst timeline but it’s definitely one of the more cursed ones.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It would be OK to be Carter though since the dude's almost 100 and has done enough good in his life to deserve a final rest. Man's absolutely based.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Hus wife also just passed away they were together for ~70 years. Lets face it here, its also roughtly his time too.

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[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well fuck you, NOW it will be. You overrid their spell on Trump and redirected it to Jimmy by mentioning him.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Well, I’ll mention Putin then.

[–] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Nononono, you're doing it all wrong. The dude in regards to kissinger wrote something like, "when will that bastard finally die?"

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Please no. Could you imagine the never ending flood of conspiracy theory bullshjt from the MAGA morons when Trump dies?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Trying reverse psychology on death itself? Bold

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos

Just maybe?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

You just summoned like 10 of him.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

He's too rich, no one on earth deserves that much money...

[–] normal_user@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Wasn't there like a rule that if you write someone's name 10 times, they become immune to the death note ?

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
  • Putin

  • George W. Bush

  • Xi Jin Ping

  • Netanyahu

Edit:

  • Kim Jong Un + Kim Yo Jong (added by popular demand)
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is a death note, huh?

Sure would be a shame is Charles Koch joined his brother...

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Really glad nobody mentioned Rupert Murdoch either

[–] IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Oh let's DEFINITELY make this a habit

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we'll lose Dolly Parton.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Do not speak this evil into the world.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When did it happen? Have I missed it?

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Kissinger died a few days ago

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But did a lemming predict it?

[–] snowe@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah some dude literally posted a meme the day before.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] lobelia581@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LMAO that just takes me to a gonewild post

it could be kissinger himself posting a meme before dying

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know, I missed the predictions that's what I meant

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It was earlier that day.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i thought theyd keep him alive forever as a scapegoat for warcrimes.

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

100 years was good enough for forever for humans I believe. If people could find only 19 more of such piece of shits, we could have bridged the scapegoat connection all the way back to Jesus.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The man was a hundred years old. It was a meme that people were shocked he was still alive.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The butterfly doesn't talk.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wait, what? did someone predict the Henry Kissinger thing?