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BREAKING: "It's quite naive to assume liberals need hearts or brains to live." The controversial US diplomat Henry Kissinger, aged 100, shocks the world with a stunning comeback from a state of complete brain death. He is going to give an interview at 12:05 UCT+0 on a BBC livestream.

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[–] Venus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Time to start banning people for fake "kissinger is alive" posts

[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I wasn't allowed on the fake news comm obama-sad

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have to destroy his phylactery.

[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

It's not his first come back either

[–] b000rg@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago

Somehow, Palpetine returned.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

unlimited-power The dead speak! The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late HENRY KISSINGER.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I told you all to let me post on /c/fakenews! this is what happens! This is what happens!

[–] Chaewon@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Juche necromancy missfire

[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Hatred does wonders for the will to live…

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

He's running.