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[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Some guy was showing off photos from a recent holiday on the projector and didn't realise his dad had left some risque topless photos of his mum on the SD card. His classmates were shouting it down the hall as soon as we all spilled out of class, and I hated the guy so I beelined for our next class to tell everyone that he'd been showing off "incest porn" of his mum.
So not exactly shitting themselves, but similar social consequences. Also the stink of the incident kept following them around for years (because I would regularly bring it up).

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I peed someone elses pants, my shining moment

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The DEA busted a drug ring while class was in session.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

No more half credit Walter door gets kicked in

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay may dox myself here cuz I know there's a few people in my hometown that remember this.

But when I was a HS freshman we had to do a bunch of "trust exercises" as part of orientation. Part of it was a "blind race" where one person got blind folded and the other had to lead them around and simple obstacle course. Well I got stuck blind folded with this douchebag, who for the most part lead me around the course fine but at the end he claimed we were about to win and told me I should run the last leg cuz I was totally clear.

Thing was there was a small tree right in front of me. I run full speed into the thing. He starts laughing till he realized I was bleeding. I wasn't hurt too bad but my nose was bleeding and I had small cuts all over my eyes and a few bad bruises. I went to the nurses office and the kid got detention for a week. Anyway it became a joke that I ran into a tree my first day of high school, everyone left out the part where I WAS FUCKING BLIND FOLDED.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

First grade. I asked to go the bathroom to take a dump, but then another class came in for their bathroom break. Kids were (are?) assholes and kept banging on the stall doors and trying to peek in so I got up and left without shitting.

Was in class when it happened stalin-stressed. Nobody was able to identify the smell for a while. The teacher event went around smelling each kid to see what the hell was going on, but the lord granted me a miracle and she skipped my column.

But the worse part is that I wore khakis. The tan kind. And I don’t remember if I had a jacket to tie around my waist or not. But we had to go outside for recess and after that everyone lined up to get a drink.

Either I told my teacher or she finally noticed and pulled me aside during one of the electives and called my mom to bring a change of pants.

I don’t know how many people remembered this incident, but I had one girl who was a pseudo bully asshole who brought it up a couple times in front of some people, but they didn’t seem to understand what was going on. But for some reason she never spread the story around or tried to bully me with it.


My best friend always held in his piss for some reason back in 1st grade. He’d never go during the breaks. He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol


This was a story I heard second hand. In middle school band class, they were watching a movie one day. One of the students decided to just get up, walked to the back of the room near the instrument lockers, and took a shit right on the floor. No one realized what went on until someone was grabbing their instrument and saw it sitting on the floor lol

He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol

Is this PissPigGrandpa's origin story?

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Did he piss his pants to keep others from remembering that you shit your pants, because that's a great friend right there.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Nah. I think he did it before my accident lol

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My best friend always held in his piss for some reason back in 1st grade. He’d never go during the breaks. He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol

He’d piss his pants almost every day.

LMAO actual piss boy

[–] KiraChats@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

When I was little, I went to summer camp where we used an outhouse for a bathroom. The camp counselor sleeping in our cabin said that we weren't allowed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without waking her so she could accompany us.

One night I desperately had to pee but I didn't want to wake the counselor because I didn't want to be a burden, so I held it as long as I could then just grabbed a towel and peed on that and threw it in the corner of the cabin, then went back to bed. The next day, one of the girls was like “does it smell like pee in here?” and was just like “uhh I dunno”... I wonder if she figured it out.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah this one kid shat his pants and tried to pretend he didn't as the smell grew stronger and stronger.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

When I was a wee little tyke, I remember going into the boys bathroom at my school and seeing a giant poop log just sitting in the urinal. Like, some kid just dropped his pants and popped one in there. Still makes me laugh when I think about it.

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

in like 3rd or 4th grade one time i drank what i think was expired milk at school (that i just bought from the cafeteria, i thought it was fresh) and immediately threw up all over the long lunch table, probably ruined like 12 kids day

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

jesus christ, kids just need pissing autonomy like half of these are because they didn't vibe with regimented pissing schedules

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

In daycare I had this obsession with homemade Play-Doh. I would shift my eyes to see if anyone was looking and stuff a handful in my mouth. The soft texture and salty flavor really made it taste good to me. I ended up eating so much that I puked a huge chunk of green throw up all over the floor in front of everyone. Pretty sure the kids who saw that talked about that incident when they got home.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In high school, this kid decided to do the mile run with weights in his ankles and wrists. I don’t know how much they weighed, but he was puking on the side of the track by lap 3.

The more I think about it, this was also the Naruto run guy, so it scans.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

There was a kid that went berserk should you bismirch Pokémon (this was in 1999, 2nd grade give or take a year either direction, it lasted more than a year and he was gone in less than 2). Like, he hospitalized a kid.

Had another that did the Monsters Inc. Blue monster scream thing thinking it would sincerely deter bullies in the sixth grade. The movie was 2 years old by then. I hope he's doing okay, cause he was treated mercilessly and I was guilty as well, but dude just keeeeeept doing shit like this. You can't be entering junior high and monsters inc screaming in people's faces when they mess with you, especially not 20 years ago, maybe you'd just be tik tok famous now.

I'm from the f slur being a mild enough swear word to be said by 3rd graders times, so most of this cringe stuff was reacted to with such cruelty that I feel bad even bringing it up here.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Several federal intelligence agencies showed up at my high school and the immediate area, at various times. Didn't get all the details on everything, but high school was a wild time.

[–] charlie@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Had to do urinalysis as part of a group, we all stood in line drinking water while we were escorted one by one to be watched while we provided a sample. Pretty high stress, angry people running it and being very antagonistic and high energy. One guy in line couldn’t pee so he got sent to the back, couldn’t pee his 2nd time around either and told them he had to shit. Dude took a massive shit and still didn’t pee, lol. The aneurism he gave those angry piss watchers brings me great joy to this day.

That same Urinalysis I shit my pants by straining too hard trying to pee.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what kind of backwards ass school was this

[–] charlie@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Military school

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

they should have everyone go in a mixing bowl and test the entire group at once

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In middle school some kid stole a teacher's radio and used it to make a fake gun threat, caused the school to be locked down while police swept every room, guns out and all, searched every student. I didn't mind too much, I was playing Fire Emblem Sacred Stones at the time.

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You were allowed to play games in class? Did you decide to use the 3 trainee units? I can never find a reason to deploy Amelia, personally.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw a lot of crazy things. Kid jerking off in the back of math class is a classic.

The weirdest story I have from school was high school, and was actually another 18 year old I saw do this shit. We had bathroom stalls made of concrete blocks, they had been there for years. One of the walls had started to develop a pretty sizable hole on the top. So this guy would take his chocolate milk from school every day and go dump it in that hole in the bathroom everyday for MONTHS. The bathroom started to become frequently closed to try to locate the smell, but the school could never figure it out. One day somebody saw him pouring the chocolate milk in the wall. When asked what he was doing, he said he was making chocolate cheese.. The principal then took a bribe from the student to just deal with it and not call his parents. To this day, I have no fucking clue why he did that with chocolate milk.

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I have to hear about the kid jerking off in the back of math class

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I shit myself at work, but it was at my on-campus job. Does that count?

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

One year this new girl came to our school and all the dudes for some reason were just obsessing over her. Anyway this one really weird kid wrote a fanfic (?) about him and this girl getting together and hooking up and starting a relationship and people found it and yeah...really fucking weird. I never read it though so I can't tell you the contents, I just remember it was being passed around for a while. I think the kid left the school the next year. This was middle school btw.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Writing fanfic about real people is a classic weird-kid-in-school move blob-no-thoughts

Umm, let's see here... I don't remember peeing myself so that's good

However, I remember, in an international school, I felt a bit sick, probably due to the heat, and because of that, plus some bad packed school lunch, I shat my pants and the teachers had me go to the restrooms, wash up, and change clothes...

[–] wesker 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When I was in 4th grade, I remember walking into the restroom, and one of special needs kids was in a stall without the door closed. He had his pants down, and was trying to clean poop out of his underwear. I remember feeling empathetic, but also wondering why an adult wasn't assisting with the situation. I assume maybe he was embarassed, and hadn't told an adult. IDK.

I had completely forgotten about this memory, until now.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

When I was a kid the teacher didn't let me go to the bathroom so while everyone was distracted I got up and pissed behind the whiteboard.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Ive pissed myself once if that counts