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Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
No other Republican able to run on their ticket.
Biden polling in the drain.
Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.
This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol
Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!
Trust the plan.
Yeerks in control
Worms in control
I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.
It's finally..... Her turn
In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.
The NYT kindly made it just for us
Yes. And The Economist made the Xi Button emote for us:
OMG unironically. Here I thought it was just a bit.
Pretty sure the person who made it thought they were doing a bit but no idea what the people who ran it were thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of "Yes, FleshOrb Hillary is exactly what the inscrutable elder gods desire!"
Central Park baybee
A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed
Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up
Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!
Jeri "Le Monarque" Lawlierre
BRING ME CHRIS MATTHEWS
Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine
Consider this: it would be very funny
Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??
I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.
I said doodyhead.
Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!
I want to see how dnc would react if that happened
Woah woah, slow down
We're not on the moon yet
This but JEB