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Joker pill is officially outdated, it's time for the Mad Max pill.
What are your wastelander nicknames gonna be?
Bigus Dickus
Lord Humungus Chungus
Harpoon. Because I'm gonna be hunting down the rich like I'm Moby dick
Ishmael?
Dr. Jizz
Mad Dog Brandon
Chronomeat Rexidius al-Appalachi
Bag of Circus Peanuts
Slamfucko the Clown
The Grungler
Beaniosa
Solomon Grundle
Ares, with my twin guns Phobos and Deimos![emoji marx-guns-blazing marx-guns-blazing](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/bc58153e-a95f-410e-a0b8-9a71ad836de6.png)
I call gudgeon, who wants to be pintle and roam the desert with me?
nothing i'm one of those unnamed extras that suffer some really embarrassing demise
I'm gonna be that guy from Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior for us USians) who spends the majority of the movie held hostage and tied to the front of Lord Humongous' buggy and at the end gets smashed up against the back of Mel Gibson's tanker truck when Mel brake checks Humongous.
the grunter
Storm
Guster Slip and I carry a six gun I call Sex Gun
Vexed Victoria.
Bloodhog Stoltenberg
High High Hopes
The Duke of Poop
blorp
Macerator Rex
Burai Fighter Deluxe (KiD, Game Boy, 1990)
The harbinger of ruin.
Squiggly
Stimpak