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[-] SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com 87 points 2 months ago

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 124 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Better yet, they aren't actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

because they dared live close to humans.

Poor dumb bastards.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Don't even mention macaroni penguins...so disappointing.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Are you suggesting they're not good with cheese?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

Tis the human "royals" who are living lies!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Ha! That's a good one. You almost had me for a second.

[-] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

What the fuck...

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it's more wibbly-wobbly.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Was he gender, species, and time fluid?

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn't like that one bit.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Fish fingers and custard was also a lie

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

A time, B time, and lunch time.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Nah, it just trips into the future

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Trippin', trippin', trippin'

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.

I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Calm down, Zeno.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Does time not fly like an arrow?

Does time fly not like an arrow?

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

When we're having fun.

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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