You should have to prove you have commercial uses before you can buy a truck like that. Average Joe shit heads that just want a big truck to keep their ego propped up should be told to get therapy and a sedan.

You don't spend $130k on a workhorse you spend $130k when you want a luxury vehicle that's worse in every way than an actual luxury vehicle but you get to keep telling yourself you're really working class.

This is the perfect vehicle to call into a zoom meeting from a job site, never get out of the vehicle, and then go to the bar at 3pm.

1970s Toyota:

• used by 5 generations of insurgents on every side of a conflict
• taken apart and put back together for 20 years now - truck of thesus
• carries tens of thousands of pounds of explosions, ammo, and anti air guns
• shot at 5 million times, air struck, blown up by an IED - only needs a new tire

2024 Chevy Silverado Bulge XXXL Extreme Traversal Man Edition:

• risks death just to look at screen to change AC
• lost keys, can’t start car
• repairs cost 5 months of wages
• used to transport groceries and 20 pounds of tools (no other car can do this!)
• medical bills increase from high blood pressure every time I see a scratch on the door
• used by insurgents in the War Against Pedestrians

i'm a pretty chill bro, and by that i mean i have legendary non-reactive dissembling abilities. people who straddle spaces or otherwise park like assholes make me see red. i don't even mean sloppy, because shit happens and people get in a rush. but impeding others' ability to use space.

when i get older and have handed out my last fuck, i am totally gonna carry ninja rocks and blow out the windows of people like this. the only solace i take is knowing how deeply emotional burger brains get about people fucking with their petroleum chariots.

The anti-social motorist wants two parking spots!

Virgin Chevy Silverado 2500 HD versus the Chad 1994 Toyota Corolla

Learn to park asshole.

This is how you get your shit keyed.

Gender affirming vehicle

I drove a pos Toyota for a while in my 20s and would cherish the opportunity to do this. If some clown was crossed into the adjacent space and I could still fit in the line I’d get in there as tight as I could, preferably to the drivers side. I’d crawl over and get out on the other side of the car. One time I went out the sunroof lol

I've keyed people's cars for doing this shit and I have no regrets

this has to be a bit... right? making fun of the way the truck's parked???

[putting my 130k$ faberge egg in public voice]: how dare people not respect my riches

Pickup trucks should cost, at most, 13k and the heater should be an option. Cmv

the lil flourish abt the doors almost makes you think it was the truck guy posting. but surely it must be the owner of the white car making good bait.

And they backed into that tiny parking space too, bravo!

How does this shithead not realize that parking like that is practically begging those of us who drive older cars to park right next to them?

This has to be ragebait, right?

i will key any truck taller than i am

This seems like a troll

Maybe don't buy a truck that is purely compensating for your pathetic manhood and learn how to not park like a total fucking bag of dicks?

In anything remotely resembling a civilised country this is a very efficient way of earning yourself a parking ticket.

Please tell me this is a joke. Come on, I'm waiting. If not, I'll laugh anyways because he spent 130k on what amounts to a fashion accessory!

Totally unrelated, but make sure you never get brake fluid on your car panels, it literally just melts the paint right off.

Barry Barrington

Me and my partner in bed ( I'm the truck hogging all the space )