Sent 100 billion to Ukraine and get nothing out of it.
Would cost 20 billion to end homelessness to tackle a real issue in the US AND save future costs from well....people not being homeless.
Clown world should have been our meme. 
"But think of all the people we managed to kill! They might have been homophobic" - libs
Holy shit, if that doesn't sum up burger brain psychosis.
Homelessness and unemployment are features of capitalism. It's not that they're incompetent at solving the problem, they don't want to solve it and don't see it as a problem. They think it's good that they can blackmail the population into abusive work conditions and into paying ridiculous amounts of money for rent.
On the contrary: We killed a bunch of Russians, so this was actually a really good investment.
You see we in the west (tm) are the good guys because that's how we think
engels has not returned marx's letter requesting cash, 1872, colorized
according to liberals, Ukraine is winning significantly while Russia has 500,000,000 dead soldiers. Ukraine is kicking ass without our help!
Each death on both sides is also being added to the Victims of Communism book.
"They don't want to Slava anymore"
Onlyfans
Christ, you say this as a joke, but Ukraine has been ruthlessly exploited for sex workers since the 90s.
Sure, this is going on, but the real moral failing is two consenting adult women wanting to get married. Their lives are constant parties just for being born in the right place and right time, while I have to slave away paying taxes to child predators....and then rent to some hedge fund also run by a child predator. Fuck.
That image is the sequel to 
The "last helicopter out of Saigon" moment of this war will be Zelensky finally shaving and breaking out a suit again
Pentagon: "What happened to the last $100B we sent you?"
Zelensky, trying to keep giant bags full of quarters from spilling out of his oversized coat: "Oops! All gone!"
When you're 42 and broke and have to move in with your parents again soon... and your parents are Joe and Jill Biden:
poor guy, not even an ethnic-cleansing Nazi by most accounts, he just enables them and speaks for them internationally
is at least 120,000 square kilometers smaller, has an economy half the size of the Gauteng province (as opposed to just slightly less than), up to its eyeballs in debt and it's infrastructure sold off to private entities for a back-alley handjob.
As for ZelensKKKy himself... probably goes into exile to Estonia to drink all the cheap vodka like a wildebeest in the safari.
me when I frew up and I have to go tell mom and dad 
The best thing he could do for himself right now would be to hold some kind of election, loose it and then quietly fuck off to his Italian mansion.
Euromaidan 2 and he flees to his London condo?
... I wonder how much copper I could rip out of the walls...
Standing lessons not paying off somehow
Zebaited
Ask the eu for money
He'll totally beat back the ~~Asiatic hordes~~ Russians any day now in a massive counter-offensive and win the war for good! Just keep sending him billions in taxpayer money, please!
Liquidation sale time.
I'm pretty sure that 90% of Ukraine has already been sold. They've even sold shit they don't control and never will.
Government properties in the Donbass is the new land on Mars scam
He’s like me frfr
He'll have to sell off a third of his R3ich wardrobe collection.
Gotta cut his one shirt into a crop top then.
Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O's.
Ummm excuse me, Zelenskyy, sweaty. Its a free market, if you have no money that's your own fault. 💅 Its up to you to make a Patreon or a Gofundme and put the work in. The only one holding you back is you! 😤
bro thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu
Bootstraps
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