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A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?

Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that's too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Legit, your first thing to try is a taco. One soft, one crunchy. That's actually the best and simplest food they have. You'll get an idea if you actually like the way they tend to spice things, and that matters because it's where most of the flavor comes in. Then try the dorito version. It's disgusting, but in a good way.

There's really nothing to outright avoid unless you have a sensitive gut. They don't have much that's super spicy, and they mark it clearly. But the grease factor runs very high on all their beef options, so if that's not something your gut likes, you will be spending some of your next day jogging back and forth to the toilet. Since that grease tends to pick up any spice, the hotter options amplify it.

Being real, Taco Bell doesn't deserve the hate it gets any more than any other fast food. It ain't real Mexican, it ain't real southwestern or texmex either. It just takes "inspiration" from that kind of thing.

Now, back in my younger days, running d&d games with other teenagers and early 20s monkeys, taco bell was the only option late at night for those long sessions. So I ate way more of it than I should have lol.

My personal favorite was the 7 layer burrito. That shit was bomb. But you can mimic it. Order a cheesy bean & rice burrito change it to "fresco", add three cheese blend, lettuce, guac, plus tomatoes and sour cream. You will be farting! But it is worth it.

Now, the "Mexican pizza" is another classic that they're famous for. My best friend was super into them, it was all he ever got back in the nineties. It's not bad. Not great, but not bad either. Kinda just a taco with extra steps, but the way you end up eating it has the ingredients hit your tongue in different ways.

There's the black bean crunch wrap supreme too. It's a giant, fart causing calorie bomb, but the black beans really are nice.

I find chalupas and gorditas to be a gimmick that isn't worth the extra cost over tacos.

One of the surprisingly addictive things they have is the grilled cheese burrito. It's kinda nuts. 700+ calories. Beef, rice, cheese sauce, sour cream, cheese mix, chipotle sauce, and "fiesta strips". Now, I have no fucking clue what is in the fiesta strips. Maybe it's chitlins made from the guts of immigrants, maybe it's a magic spell, but fuck me running, they make that fucking burrito rock. It is a gut bomb from hell, but it's worth it.

You kinda gotta try the cinnamon twists too, even though they're kinda shitty. It's like the downs syndrome version of a churro.

Thing with Taco Bell though, you gotta get the sauce packets. Mild is mostly pointless tbh. It adds a little zing, but you have to use two packs per taco to really notice it's there. The hot is probably not going to do your gut any favors, but calling it hot is a bit of a stretch when it comes to spiciness in the mouth. The fire though? You'll know it's there even if you just add a little. It'll make your lips tingle a little. I don't recommend the Diablo unless you like heat over flavor. If you really like heat, buy a better sauce that tastes good as well. It'll light you up decently, but that's really all it brings imo. The other "levels" have decent flavor under their heat.

Their quesadillas are all "okay". They're basic, mild flavored, but can fill you up decently. If I go that route, I like little extra sour cream on the side and a generous drizzle of sauce.

Again, don't expect this to be some kind of 5star dining. It's cheap, it's fast, and it's designed to hit you with enough salt and fats wrapped in some carbs that you'll feel plenty full. If you want something with nuanced flavors and depth, taco bell ain't it. But there's really no other chain food like it.

[–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Taco Bell doesn't deserve the hate it gets

I knew a health inspector. He commented that guaranteed the cleanest restaurant kitchen in every town was a taco bell. Apparently they aggressively train employees and managers to clean way more than other restaurants.

[–] selzam@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

An amazing comment! Thanks!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You didn't mention the peak of Taco Bell food, the crunch wrap supreme! The breakfast crunch wrap is also very good for what it is.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You should do a food critic video series.

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[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] VelociCatTurd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This and the mini Cinnabon balls, holy shit

[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

This, OP. If you're going to do this to yourself, at least do it right.

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[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

First step of being new to Taco Bell:

My favorite thing is the Chicken Baja Gordita, it's an older menu item that they will still make, love the baja sauce.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You need to build up tolerance first. Go slow with a simple taco, otherwise you digestion gonna do civil war.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

BRING BACK THE DAMNED FIESTA VEGGIE BURRITO, TACO BELL. YOU HAVE THE INGREDIENTS.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what should I try

The restaurant next door.

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[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Crunchwrap Supreme.

I'm also a fan of the Beefy Five-Layer Burrito positively smothered in Fire sauce.

[–] LordTrychon@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the correct answer, but probably best to also try basic items just for comparison.

I remember the dark days when the Cheesy Gordita Crunch was a limited time offer and it kept going away and coming back. I would always go A LOT when it showed back up. So glad it seems to be a stable staple now.

Oh! And fwiw - they actually sell the Fiesta sauce in some grocery stores now... that is one of the key ingredients that makes it so good. That sauce goes well on/in so many things.

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[–] profdc9@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

THEY DISCONTINUED MY FAVORITE ITEM: THE 7 LAYER BURRITO. BRING IT BACK TACO BELL, YOU HEAR?

[–] athos77@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] poo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you cum before, during, or after the crunchwrap supreme?

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Followup question, is your anus ok or on fire?

[–] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Quesadilla with extra creamy jalapeno sauce.

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I tried it for the first time a few months ago and it just tasted like a cheap supermarket taco kit. I'm in no rush to go back.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s really all I was expecting. We have another place called Taco Time that cant even live up to store bought. So Tbell is certainly an improvement.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boyfriend is a Taco Bell fanatic. I asked him and he told me "a grilled cheese burrito, a crunchwrap supreme, and nacho fries if they have them". Enjoy!

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Appreciate the recommendation.

[–] lledrtx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their breakfast burritos are good, cheap, and a great value for your money. Use their app, and you can get free stuff regularly, too.

EDIT: I'm talking about their lowest tier breakfast burritos. The higher levels are not worth it.

[–] Nyanix@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like the crunchy tacos there are such a staple of their menu, that I'd start there

[–] biscoot@lemmy.getmeotter.work 2 points 1 year ago

I can recommend the Chalupa and Crunch Wrap Supreme

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

That the toilet facilities are up to (your) standard.

[–] sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Taco Bell is a unique style of crap that's pretty good. I'd go for the classics: a beef taco and a bean burrito. Maybe a bowl of pinto beans. Everything needs to be covered in the packets of hot sauce. The hot and fire are the only good ones (I'm going by memories from the 90s btw).

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[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Going to a real taco restaurant.

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Mexican pizza before they take it off the menu again. Also, ask for all of the hot sauces. The workers won't care.

[–] MonsterMonster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty much any other food outlet, that way you'll not be disappointed. I've no idea about your country but Taco Bell in the UK is expensive and poor quality.

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

a better restaurant would be the best thing to try first.

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

you should try not

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You should avoid Taco Bell...

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had real Mexican food? Taco Bell is a not a good introduction.

[–] VioletRing@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Spicy potato soft taco. Small item overshadowed by others, but a solid go to when you want something small. Potatoes, spicy ranch and lettuce in a soft tortilla. Nothing fancy, just tasty.

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