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We always hear about song lyrics that we deeply connect to on a personal level, but what about ones that are the opposite of your experiences and/or vibe? I'll start first:

"I got money in the bank."

  • T-Pain on Buy U a Drank
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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Taxman by The Beatles. I’m not criticizing their music as a whole, but a song written by millionaires unironically whining about having to pay taxes is totally unrelatable to most of their fans.

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

Oh shut up.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Man, 5%? That's it?

[–] ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The Boomerism was already beginning. Hippie on the outside Reagan Revolution on the inside lol

[–] nikosey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Every little thing is gonna be alright.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

"In the desert you can remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"

Desert has many people for to give you pain.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m on a boat

I’m actually not on a boat :(

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

That one was played at least once per shift when I worked on a boat.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"🎶I'm proud to be an American🎶" from the self-titled song.

Don't get me wrong - I really want that song to be relatable again, but right now and for many years it hasn't been.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We had to sing that song in 4th grade, when the US invaded Iraq. Every. Damn. Morning.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I pledge alleigance. To the flag..."

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, we did those shenanigans too. The pledge wasn’t as obnoxious as making a bunch of redneck fourth graders sing Lee Greenwood at the top of their lungs.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Where at least I know I am free I stand up, next to you.."

That song is so goofy that me and my friends (we are third worlders) put it up ironically while playing minecraft and sing along with an american accent and the lyrics are ingrained to my brain for that reason, lmao.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you like piña colitas, getting caught in the rain.

I like neither of these things.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Seriously, who likes getting caught in the rain?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you into cheating through classified adds in the newspaper?

I'm only into cheating through classified subtracts in the newspaper.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty much everything from Duran-duran.

Don't get me wrong, I love 'em, but have you actually listened to the lyrics on their songs?

"Smell like I sound"? What the fuck Simon?

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm happy" - Pharrell Williams

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"...and the laaaaand of the freeeeeeee..."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"...and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave!"

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Anything regarding blossoming love and romance. Most of the time, it's so far off from my experience that the lyrics just make me envious and overall depressed with myself. This is 60% of popular music.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention."

  • Frank Sinatra in "My Way" basically singing about how awesome he is
[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Technically, it's Frank Sinatra singing about how awesome Paul Anka thinks he is.

I'm not saying that's better.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Every time I'm listening to "getting better" by the Beatles and hear "I used to be cruel to my woman, I'd beat her" and then they sing about getting better I instantly turn off.

Even when I was a kid I was like wait so he still beats his wife but like not as often?

What the f*** and who beats their wife anyway and how is that in this song and it just bothers me to no end every time I have heard that song for the past my entire lifetime.

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"All that 'I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved' was me. I used to be cruel to my woman, and physically - any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women."

John Lennon

[–] conciselyverbose@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously that's not OK.

But in all seriousness, isn't that the growth we want from people? He didn't just recognize that it was fucked up and changed. He also publicly acknowledged that he used to be that person and that that person was fucked up.

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I agree that it's good he was (presumably) not hitting people any more and I agree its good he had enough self perception to see that it was an abnormal thing to hit people as a means of expression.

However I guess I'd feel more comfortable about that admittance if I knew how the people he abused feel about it and him. Did he ever seek out those women and sincerely apologise? Maybe he did, I don't know. And if he did, did they accept that apology? Because it's all very well adopting a peace and love attitude when it makes you a lot of money and using your past as a means of contrast to highlight how much you now value peace and love when you don't have to actually face the people you abused.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... Wut?

The less you know, the better... Can never listen to him again without that popping up in my brain.

[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

right? Im surprised to read that about mr "imagine all the people living life in peace".

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

This information just killed the song. And the message. What an arse.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yup, he was known for it.

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[–] muse@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally all of Ke$ha's Tik Tok. I have never woken up feeling like p diddy, nor have i brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack daniels, and I sure as shit don't exclusively date guys that look like Mick Jagger

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wake up in the morning and I just can't see

Why everybody in the world is rich and famous but me

I mean, I’m young and I’m hot, and I want to make money

But when it comes to talents, I just don’t have any

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ironically, the next line is about relatablity.

You can't write, if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beat

For the body, for the hate

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Casual sex - my darkest days, or any other of their song. I am not, in fact, having any sex.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Bastard son of Odin
Born to kick your ass

My father was both married and not a Norse god upon my birth. I'm pretty sure I wasn't even divinely fated to kick ass. I just don't know what to do with this song.

[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Turn the page" by Bob Seger. I love the song, but the dude is sad because hes touring the world with his band and getting laid...

edit: thinking about it, maybe everybody is someone elses Bob Seger...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I grew up listening to a lot of old-school country music. Listening to it as an adult with an understanding of mental illness is horrifying and hilarious.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I've got all the right parts in all the right places.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I want your ugly. I want your disease. I want your everything as long as it's free

[–] Cheskaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"I speak six languages I am sick and tired Of always being the best And the brightest at every mass"

25th Annual Putnam Country Spelling Bee

I'll never be burdened by lacking challenge. I'm not that smart is a very relatable song from the musical, though.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dont care what you say/im gonna marry you anyway

Said the rapist

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you" - Angelspit

Been feeling more and more hungry for the 1% lately, in Minecraft

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