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[-] z500@startrek.website 64 points 6 months ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago
[-] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don't remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her "Snoo-snoo".

Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled "The 10 commandments of Diablo 3" and one of them was "Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo". We had a good laugh.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I absolutely mained as a female Barb. XD

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

where it all began

[-] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago
[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

The mind is willing but the body is spongy and bruised

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 6 months ago

yes please 🥺

She'd have to be 2.5m though, I'm already way too tall

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Ten foot two

Skin of blue

Eyes the color of Mountain Dew

What you need is a Navi girl!

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

Please 🥺

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Elf mommy ftw?

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 6 points 6 months ago

Oh God I don't need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me

[-] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago

Give them stronger cat-people features and I'm in. (see this NSFW, for example)

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago
[-] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You just have no taste. :P

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 6 months ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 6 months ago

No muscular tall domme gf

Why even live?

[-] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Fr.

Serious answer: because you might find one :3

[-] dm_me_your_feet@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago

As a short guy, I don't think I can pretzel that far, but I'd certainly be up to try.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago

Ah, the Rhea Ripley method.

[-] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I’d let her break me 100%

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

Thank... God for that.

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago

When kneeling I'm pretty short too...

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Just break his spine

[-] Cicraft@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
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