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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 64 points 6 months ago
[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

The creativity of the furry community yet again strikes me in my absurdist bone with how imaginative they are with their art.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Furry artist exist as a deep state operation to get us used to the more... Unusual... Alien species out there.

And yes this is the only function of the deep state is funding furry artists.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago

I'm sure a long career of incinerating defenseless villages from 10000 feet has made him an expert in hand-to-hand combat

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago

He's infantry-coded so bet he friendly fired a bunch of his buddies while on patrol because the brave Vietnamese freedom fighters snuck into the middle of their patrol, popped off a few rounds, then gleefully ran off while the American soldiers had a firefight with themselves

hey vietnam vets have a long and respected tradition of merking cops

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago

Dont provoke him,

He might go and lose another war

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago

Conservatives making up scenarios to get mad at.

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

"He doesn't play fair"

So is the creator of this admitting that US troops were committing war crimes in Vietnam?

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

When I was a kid I didn't really understand what "doesn't play by the rules" meant, now that I'm older I understand it means war crimes and human rights abuses.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Touring a country you committed war crimes in? You deserve the PTSD episode.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

And also expecting the "This is what the war was like" tour not to remind you what the war was like.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

That tour guide be thinking: my dad literally kicked your ass and now I have to deal with this shit.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

That is such a good joke to have come from such a mid place

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Shattering expectations

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Does that tattoo just have "BAD" written inside a spade? Is there something I'm missing here or is this just boomer brainworms

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

I mean it literally is boomer humor comics

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 6 months ago

I've been playing too much balatro. I was like, ooh nice ace of spades.

[-] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

i'm sure that this is exactly how this real life scenario went down

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Also he was spat on and called a baby killer when he came back to America after the war

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

It's a bear-snake chimera, duh.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Snake-bear-pig I bet

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 months ago

Someone eli5, been staring this thing for couple minutes trying to catch the joke

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There's no intended joke. It's just complaining about how the youth don't respect the Vietnam vets who napalmed women and children.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

He's going to totally kick their asses for daring to disrespect him.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Sure, but when I say I want to do this I'm a "thin-skinned snowflake."

Badass when they do it, wimpy when we do it.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

There is no joke. The artist and the intended audience might think there is a joke but there really isn't any joke in there.

This is the cartoon version of conservatives being unable to tell jokes because they get angry half-ways through and starts ranting instead of telling the joke.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Careful, if you push him too far, he'll burn your village and kill your wife and kids

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Vietnam hat? So I guess now participation trophies are fine?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Whenever I see someone wearing those hats I wonder if they want me to feel pride for them, or pity.

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Of all the things that have never happened, this scenario never happened the most.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

If were going to snap and kill a bunch of ppl hed done it already

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Poke the bear a lot actually

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Uncritical support to Al, hell say something raxist and get banned from the dennys

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I think this qualifies as otherkin or something. Been a while since I studied furry lore.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Why's there a tiny safe next to the salt and pepper?

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Think it is a napkin dispenser

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