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"This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-Tac-Toe. A winner. A winner."

-- Rep. Pelosi

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[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm going to endzone-dance so ghoulishly when she finally croaks.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Gonna do the Marshawn Lynch end zone celebration from the 2010 NFC wildcard game over her grave

If only later we could chant "Ding dong the witch is ded..."

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Okay Nancy go die now.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago
[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I'm officially celbrating when the dems manage to lose to Trump a second time in a decade.

It's funny and im sick of pretending it isn't.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I love the gesture at 0:06. And I don't think it was spontaneous.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh wow if only there was an American version of TikTok.

One that didn't get axed in an attempt to cut losses due to the massive influx of racists.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What's wacky is that TikTok is the American version of TikTok. Chinese regulations force their version (Douyin) to be totally different.

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TikTok is already fully controlled by the CIA tho… what else do they want? (source)

Like if you actually read the law itself, it’s clearly about expanding the PATRIOT act and the president’s powers over web based platforms.

It has nothing to do with TikTok.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That woman behind her looks mummified

Not beating the gerontocraty allegations

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that Kamala in a hat?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

a true stateswoman, no wonder hexbear laughs at her

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I wish she was home when that chud with the hammer was looking for her

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

She'd be the lousiest martyr though.

At least Gabby Giffords has principles and guts.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking lmao why are they like this.

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Check out her friend behind her amused by her joke.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

We're going to make TikTok toe the line liberalism

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought she was dead or retired or something. I mean I'm not surprised she's still being renewed with the lifeblood of the poor, just that the seal written in dried blood anchoring her demonic spirit to this plane hasn't been smudged, or otherwise subject to enough mishap or entropy to unravel the spell yet. Surely even the darkest pacts of immortality cannot be entirely certain in this turgid world, restlessly carved by water and wind?