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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 60 points 9 months ago

An Italian-American bridge thought it could fight an Irish-American ship. It's just normal Boston stuff.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Excellent point.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There was no boat, sometimes bridges just do that.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

COLLAPSED under the WEIGHT of whatshernames YUUGE BASED honkers!

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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

The Houthis had commandeered the boat.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

Ansarallah have really ramped up their capabilities

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Buttigieg did it to up his profile. He'll be at the wreckage site in a hardhat with look of revolve and he'll opine "Well, let me say this. It's not a sizzling, glamorous issue, but the shape of our infrastructure is the issue that affects every other issue."

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

If we can light up a bridge, we can

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

There was never a bridge there to begin with. Baltimore is just making all this up to get attention.

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

I saw this at a comment at a different site...

  1. North Korean hackers, with the aid of the DNC, made the ship lose power because Agenda 21 Year Zero NWO the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

  2. Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.

Uh, most Hispanic people in Baltimore are Salvadorian.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

It doesn't matter what part of mexico they came from! /s

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

There is a joke on Maryland, "every Mexican restaurant here mysteriously has pupusa on the menu, and a El Salvador flag in the kitchen 🇸🇻"

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

That's what they want you to believe

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

russians gave the ~~bridge~~ ship havana syndrome

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Holy shit. Haha.

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure every weapon is "directed energy"

[-] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

The ghost of Frank Sobotka tore down the bridge he was murdered under.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

The Ghost of Frank Sobotka should be a song or even better - a miniseries.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Footage was doctored, the boat never existed. The bridge just did that on its own, because of Woke.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

because of Woke

That's the perfect three word explanation for anything right-wingers don't like or that is a bad situation.

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

Still a timeless conspiracy theory that has not been debunked

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

boat fuel doesn't melt steel beams

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It was an inside job at the behest of Biden and Big Rail. They're trying to replace all road bridges with rail bridges at all costsfrothingfash

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

anti-bridge protest by pro-ferry forces

[-] join_the_iww@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

The orca attacks are back

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

The person riding a bicycle to power the ship got eepy and that's why the power went out

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

This was a Turkish attack meant to weaken the Baltimore Greek community!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Gladio Terror Organization testing out direct infrastructure attack tactics because destroying Baltimore infrastructure likely to be statistically invisible to forensic analysis.

kinda like you try out a new weapon or explosive on an old abandoned car in the woods.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Maryland isn't racist enough, and that made God sad so therefore bad things happened.

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 months ago

George bush did it for the insurance money

[-] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Conspiracy to advance US interests: It was a cyber attack by state actors that led to the ship malfunction.

Conspiracy to blame Captain of the Port as a scapegoat so US won't admit fault: Captain of the Port didn't mandate use of harbor tugs for moving past the bridge (it should be a regulation, that its not is ridiculous).

Conspiracy theory to advance private economic interests: Like 9-11, it's better to take out skyscrapers and critical infrastructure using accidents so the public bears the costs rather than the owners.

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

The power outage on the ship was caused by Stuxnet remnants

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
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[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

due to neglect, a light breeze could have done that. instead, it was done by a WOKE cargo ship flying a SINGAPOREAN flag. and as we all know from our favorite senator Tom Cotton, that's just a different kind of chinese. joe brandon is doing a CHINESE CCP false flag operation!

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

It's those dang communists! maddened

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 9 months ago

The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering... idk something.

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