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Im being serious. The left needs to embrace a “do as I say not as I do” attitude towards our leaders, with great power comes a large amount of treats and who are we to judge Hasan for not living up to the ideals that he sets out for us. In fact I think its good that he doesnt do what he says, it means you are willing to follow him, when he does not care about you, it shows one true ideological devotion to the cause. Please give your eyes and your capital to Hasan, he needs it more than you, and do not have original ideas or question him at all. Free thinkers will get banned in the twitch chat. And please, do not drink the Coca Cola even if dear leader is doing it. Inshallah Hasan is divine in nature!

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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 85 points 5 months ago

I honestly can't tell if this is serious or dripping in like 4 layers of irony and sarcasm and whatever, but in any case, let's all just go touch grass today. Just go sit outside for like 30 minutes with no phone.

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Please give your eyes and your capital to Hasan, he needs it more than you, and do not have original ideas or question him at all.

There is 0% chance of this being sincere ffs

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[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 73 points 5 months ago

Sir @badposting is that way tromp

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 67 points 5 months ago

Mr Gusano Borelli, I do not understand nor care about this

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

He doesn't know chapter six from tweet five

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Mr borelli mr bob boberelli

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago
[-] Yllych@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Poster exhibits symptoms of vitamin grass deficiency

[-] dead@hexbear.net 63 points 5 months ago

Please give your eyes and your capital to Hasan

The funniest thing about this kind of troll posting is that they always try to substitute in Marxist terminology in place of regular words in ways that don't make any sense. It would be so much easier for you to just say that you haven't read any Marx and that you don't like Hasan without having to create a post with 17 layers of irony. You are embarrassing. You post as if you are a superior leftist but don't understand even basic Marxist concepts.

Money and Capital are not interchangeable terms. Capital is a specific type of money. Money is only Capital if it is used for the purpose of buying commodities which increase in value and then are sold for a profit. If you spend money on a candybar and then you eat that candybar, then it is not capital. If you watch a stream and give money to a streamer, it is just money, not capital. Most people don't have capital or at least in a significant way.

The simplest form of the circulation of commodities is C—M—C, the transformation of commodities into money, and the change of the money back again into commodities; or selling in order to buy. But alongside of this form we find another specifically different form: M—C—M, the transformation of money into commodities, and the change of commodities back again into money; or buying in order to sell. Money that circulates in the latter manner is thereby transformed into, becomes capital, and is already potentially capital.

Now let us examine the circuit M—C—M a little closer. It consists, like the other, of two antithetical phases. In the first phase, M—C, or the purchase, the money is changed into a commodity. In the second phase, C—M, or the sale, the commodity is changed back again into money. The combination of these two phases constitutes the single movement whereby money is exchanged for a commodity, and the same commodity is again exchanged for money; whereby a commodity is bought in order to be sold, or, neglecting the distinction in form between buying and selling, whereby a commodity is bought with money, and then money is bought with a commodity. [2] The result, in which the phases of the process vanish, is the exchange of money for money, M—M. If I purchase 2,000 lbs. of cotton for £100, and resell the 2,000 lbs. of cotton for £110, I have, in fact, exchanged £100 for £110, money for money.

What, however, first and foremost distinguishes the circuit C—M—C from the circuit M—C—M, is the inverted order of succession of the two phases. The simple circulation of commodities begins with a sale and ends with a purchase, while the circulation of money as capital begins with a purchase and ends with a sale. In the one case both the starting-point and the goal are commodities, in the other they are money. In the first form the movement is brought about by the intervention of money, in the second by that of a commodity.

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/ch04.htm
https://www.marxists.org/glossary/terms/c/a.htm#capital

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

Left-libs have been using "human capital" a lot and it irks me in a similar fashion.

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[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

Post: Hasan drank coke products, which he’s previously promoted a boycott of. Here’s a clip of him promoting the boycott. Here’s a clip of him drinking coke.

Wow thanks OP that was so informative I appreciate you shedding light on this definitely very important issue with linked receipts. Very good and normal response that makes me believe you.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

How do we square this against the clips of Hasan saying there is no ethical consumption under capitalism? 🤔🤔🤔

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[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

ramblings of the terminally online monkey-typewriter

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago

ill never be this online. thank goodness.

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

And please, do not drink the Coca Cola even if dear leader is doing it

pepsi

[-] LaForgeRayBans@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago
[-] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

what about locally brought brewery sodas

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 26 points 5 months ago

Only if you've vetted all their employees

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Only if all their workers are the one true socialist and not dirty fascists

It's really not a good thing that I'm beginning to recognize your username on sight for having the most annoying takes. Some like this are kinda funny, but you have also been sincerely advocating for plenty of harmful shit (like when you claimed innocent workers on the Baltimore bridge collapse deserved to die) as well. I encourage you to either take your, well, takes to c/badposting or stop wrecking, honestly.

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

i have got to get more offline

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

You can logout any time you like, but you can never leave.

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[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

I hate to say it but jesse-wtf

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 months ago

It has to be

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago
[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

who the fuck cares jfc

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

luckily i am the ultimate political subject because i only enjoy the correct treats

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is coca-cola actually on the BDS list? I haven’t seen them on it from what I’ve read. I’m not defending the company but this would be even more terminally-online if this isn’t something people are actually organizing around.

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Doesn't look like it was as of January but maybe it's changed since then.

https://bdsmovement.net/Act-Now-Against-These-Companies-Profiting-From-Genocide

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

If I ever saw Hasan in real life I would scream at him and tell my mom.

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

caught-in-4che got one for the history books. An excellent case study in logoutology.

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I will now contemplate reducing my internet usage

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Hasan

leader

Smh, we're fucked

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

If a twitch streamer is supposed to be a leftist "leader" we have already lost

[-] Sator_is_Tense@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

wow so streamers aren't the vanguard of the revolution?? who would've thunk!! this is a silly thing to be dwelling on tbh, just don't give """content creators""" any attention whatsoever, i promise you your life will be better off for it

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

LiberalSocialist?

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Doesn't Coca Cola own like a shit ton of food and beverage brands?

In late stage capitalism is it really possible to boycott anything? Capital is so consolidated anything sort of going full UnaBomber makes you complicate in fucked shit.

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[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Why would you even post this here though? There is like maybe 5 people in here that watch him or even care about him.

This reads just like a joke perfect for the old r/cth if it still existed today.

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

The treat discussion becomes very lively when it's about petty slop like anime, but once veganism is on the table we're suddenly all in the same struggle and all learning together, and really, who cares about what treats someone enjoys anyway.

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