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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 109 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a foot- and ass-man, I gotta say, I'm OK with this

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was looking for this comment, not disappointed

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, the butts are on opposite sides so how can you utilize both

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Missionary + lean forward and eat ass.

Its truly a win win for some of us filthy heathens.

[–] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can't wait for the inevitable r34 comments about how you feed this monstrosity.

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

There are already plenty of posts about the mannequin monster from Silent Hill 2 >.>

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You apparently never saw the South Park episode.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This was the one. This was my proudest fap.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Ass & legs gentlepeople club over here.

And yes, we are also accepting feet guys/galls, but only bcs the judge ruled against us on a technicality.

[–] Monument 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At some point before the healing brush and patch tools were available, I saw an entire porn gallery (heh, remember when porn came in galleries?) of pixel perfect stitches where someone had joined waists to waists, to create a bunch of concatenated top/top, bottom/bottom images in front, back, and front/back configurations of a naked woman.

Because this was the early days of the internet, all I’d seen was gross, taboo, or unsettling stuff. I was sort of immune to it, but this was definitely my first “confused boner” situation. I still remember my absolute bewilderment. I was way more unsettled by that than goatse or whatever.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can't just not provide source

[–] Monument 17 points 11 months ago

If I had the capacity to remember the exact URL of a webpage I looked at 20ish years ago, I’d definitely not be working right now. Or anymore.
I’d spend every moment that I’m not full of existential dread from the things I cannot forget sleeping on the comfiest bed that I could buy using the money earned through my horrible burden of unforgettable knowledge.

[–] xia 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised how well this works. Well, erm... visually, anyway.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You thinking what I’m thinking?

🙏

[–] xia 1 points 11 months ago

Absolutely! We are looking at the future cart-wheel champion of the world.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I killed a shitton of these things in Silent Hill 2.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I always thought Silent Hill inhabitants to be excessively sexy, even stereotypically so.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.

Or between a handjob & a footjob.

Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.

Or if the carpet matches the drapes.

Or between getting horny and having a cold.

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

I was like, “oh shes hot” for a second and then I saw the second pair of legs.

And hen I was like, “…well…”

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if the legs all bent the same way and you saw this scurrying around outside your house on all four legs at night

[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

Would it move like a crab?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Id have to take one for the team

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

this is awesome lmao

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

Yo dawg, we heard you like ass so we put ass on your ass

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The original photo has real Lise Sarfati vibes, love her work.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Foot fetishist be like:

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

AI generated women be like:

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Silent hill looken head ass.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A game with an enemy called OAF (Oops, All Feet!) has made this image worse. She is Oops, All Legs.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

To the benefit of all us legmen out here

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends if you want to eat ass or vag.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Youve got an appendage at both ends. Use them

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

"Kiss my ass!" - "OK, which one?"

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 7 points 11 months ago
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

The Forest vibes

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

James Sunderland has entered the chat.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

She’s got legs for days!!!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

all of the ways

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago