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(or do choose to elaborate on if you want), I'll start:

Riichi mahjong is incredibly sexy

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

i will be banned if i reveal the true extent of my anti-kkkrakkker sentiments (i'm white)

Death to America

[–] sappho@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (5 children)

a. The hostile anti-human AI takeover already happened, except instead of paperclips it's maximizing plastic

b. Not only is a rock conscious, so is the United States

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

b. Not only is a rock conscious, so is the United States

oh good, so America can listen when I tell it how much I hate it. Good amerikkka

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

a. but it's maximizing entropy.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Keywords: metaphysics, [...], metametaphysics

dog-screm

Also, yeah, I'm imperial-collective-conciousness-pilled now

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh fuck yeah I'm saving this to read later centrist

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Linux is the Windows of Unixes

[–] HakFoo 13 points 10 months ago

I'm already preparing my "I'll switch to OpenBSD when my Steam games work..." line.

Works passably on my bathroom-browser laptop.

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Android is the Windows of Linux

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

~~Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick!~~ (Edited)

As president, this will be our nation's ONLY 2 values:

the gun is good

the penis is evil

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wtf this makes perfect sense.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wdym, it's a reference...?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Post things you genuinely believe that make zero sense" is the thread title. Not only do Joe Biden's rabid dog status and need for stick-death make perfect sense, they're pretty much indisputable facts!

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[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In 2134 there will be a city created that was built on a hexagonal grid with hexagonal buildings.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We hired BEES to design a city

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

All communication will happen solely through the wiggle dance

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

where will this city be? Antarctica? I've always love the idea of putting a city down there

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i am a buffoon and a charlatan, for i really did want people to elaborate on things but i specifically instructed others otherwise

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Natalie Dormer is going to marry me and I will not elaborate further

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Accelerationism is when the mask of capital falls off to show the bloody beast beneath and it is actually a good thing for us to suffer through decayed material conditions as it makes us less complacent. It's just a shame it has to come to that.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how to have fun anymore, my apologies.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

95% of the world's ruling class are secret Americanists who would nuke their own countries just to get a mansion in Bel Air

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have an irresistible urge to eat dice

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I bet you have shit luck

[–] gwysibo@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

irresistible you say

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

The transparent red ones are delectable

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

actually never mind this shit isn't sexy at all

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ACTUALLY NEVER MIND THIS IS SEXY AS FUCK

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

are you sure this is riichi mahjong? where are all the waifus

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

right in the bottom left, you can see the name "Goro Majima"

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

despite having no professional acting experience, I will be cast as the next Joker

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

the holiday of christmas is a physical location

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mean Girls 2024 >>> Mean Girls 2004.

I had a small write-up penned right after I watched it but decided not to post it cuz I didn't wanna go through the inevitable comments. I'm thinking of rewatching both now (+ probably also the musical) and re-editing that draft and making the post, but I don't know if I will.

Till then, that's all I'll say: Mean Girls 2024 >>> Mean Girls 2004.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Isometric strategy RPGs & turn-based tactics games are objectively superior to their top-down cardinal counterparts.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
  • Gog and Magog are at work in the US
  • Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK
  • Nicholas Maduro is propped up by the US
  • European GLADIO helped with 9/11
[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Solarpunk is 21st Century Americanism

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Roadchip is the sixth greatest film of all time (out of the ones I've watched)

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

The Event Horizon is dead

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

This album is my new favorite album.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Practicing music may actually be bad for me.

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