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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it was able to take such good photographs because of a fairly rare planetary alignment that allowed for three gravitational slingshots.

The last time this happened, Thomas Jefferson was president, and he blew it.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah he really screwed up the Australian space agency and put us on the back foot.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: Neptune is neat but there are much more interesting things to study in the solar system than a gas giant. A lander on Titan would drive more science than a new photo of the cloud tops of Neptune.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Why not both? For the cost of one aircraft carrier, we could send probes to every planet.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Woah there cowboy,

We're still closer to rival monkey tribes hurling our shit at one another as it exits our anuses than we are some benevolent civilization with noble pursuits like knowledge.

Don't worry, a few more pointless world wars and population decimations born out of glorified sociopathy, and our species might actually develop admirable priorities beyond tribal resource hoarding from the ashes.

When humans are no longer interested in keeping up with some Kardashian descendant, perhaps we will have stumbled into an age of reason. Seems like as good an indicator as any.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't worry, a few more pointless world wars and population decimations born out of glorified sociopathy, and our species might actually develop admirable priorities beyond tribal resource hoarding from the ashes.

Tbf, even in the Star Trek timeline earth had to go through WWIII nuclear devastation that nearly wiped out all life on earth to even take the first steps on that track

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

NASA sets program budgets in collaboration with the scientific community.

How do you propose we get society to stop spending money on the military?

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deep fry the generals in avocado oil

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Avocado oil? In this economy? Ok, Millennial.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

if we all save up one avocado toast a week, we can deep fry a general a day!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ve been absolutely fascinated with Titan ever since Huygens. It’s low key my best bet for “nearest extraterrestrial life”. I can’t wait for Dragonfly to land a decade from now!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonfly_(Titan_space_probe)

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, does Neptune have oil???

We might need a little more to finish destroying our sole, communal habitat. Anything worth doing is worth doing well!

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's got diamond rain, man.

oh... a-and thousand mph wind.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 7 points 1 year ago

Bunch of diamonds tossed around in 1000 mph winds, what could be the worst that happens...

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

it's got diamond rain, man.

Keep that shit down, or the US will have to "bring freedom" to Neptune.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Diamonds aren't actually worth that much. It has a very troubled history involving exploitation and slavery among other disturbing subjects. The price is kept artificially high by a huge cartel and good marketing saying artificial diamonds aren't as good as the "real" diamonds. In reality artificial diamonds are better in every way, but I guess it's the slavery that adds that je ne sais quoi.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's just become steeped in tradition, and sorry to be a stereotypical edgelord and quote Rick Sanchez but scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is something to be said for diamonds as everyday jewelry; being the hardest material out there makes them hella durable.

But, jewelry is 100% a complete scam.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in what way is jewlwey a scam? it looks nice

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] strawberry@kbin.run 2 points 1 year ago

I mean I personally like how it looks. if people didn't no one would wear it. if its not your thing its not your thing :)

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Well, tradition is opposed to the scientific method, which advocates constantly reassessing what you think you know, if that's what you meant.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally 'I don't know what', it means a special something that gives a thing a unique charm.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 3 points 1 year ago

i see, thank you

[–] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A soupçon of ineffability.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 1 points 1 year ago

huh

mate you cant use french words to explain french sayings

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And on top of that we've only seen a false color version of that image for a long time, leading us to believe that it's a much deeper blue than Uranus.

[–] ag_roberston_author@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well that makes sense, my anus isn't blue at all.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are there any good voyager 2 documentaries that anyone would recommend? Looking at the pic of Neptune and damn it's crazy that they sent them so far and got great results

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I quite liked Astrums cover of Voy 1 and 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbl_4TnPIGM&t=1059

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

We need to go back!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

At least we have 4k photos of Ur anus.