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submitted 10 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The guy ahead of me is taking FOREVER!

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 84 points 10 months ago

I rather be eating Wendy's

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

This would have been cheaper if I just did it at home!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What toys are available?

Do you have milk?

I'd like it animal style.

Can you make it wet?

Is there nut in that?

[–] GoTeamBoobies@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Animal style, extra spread

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[–] BeepTheJeep@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

Hold the pickle.

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 42 points 10 months ago

Why did it get so expensive?

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 36 points 10 months ago

Can I have a banana shake?

[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago

I thought it was bigger than that

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

Actually, could I get that as a large instead?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

I paid via the mobile app, hope that's ok.

[–] Altomes@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

Thank you come again

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

The pictures do not represent reality!

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Thanks Grandma ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] dorron@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day this was 99c

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What? Are you 300 years old?

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[–] Vraylle 17 points 10 months ago

Thank you, come again!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Supersize me.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, I wanted a large...

I'd like a small #2.

Are you still open?

Who's in charge here?

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Look, I just want ketchup dripping off the thing

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Hey you forgot the sauce!

[–] Luc_Whiskywalker@thelemmy.club 12 points 10 months ago

No pickles please

[–] Mpeach45@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Give me all your hot sauce.

[–] MenschlicherFehler@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

Keep the change.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Can I get some sauce?

[–] TheHottub@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] MalachaiConstant@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I hope it's still hot!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Wow, the prices are surely going up, isn't if?

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago

lemme just scooch forward more so i can reach...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Pull up, we're holding your sausage.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

I didn't order the lemonade, but I'll drink it anyway.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Is that all?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish you were the lady from the Wendy's commercials

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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Can you speak up please? I can't really hear you.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Wow. This has gotten expensive!

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

How much?

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Thanks, please pull forward to the next window

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 10 months ago

Gimme the extra large milkshake.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Enter at the back

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

How much for the taco dinner?

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Thank you.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I'll have a Sloppy Toppy with a Twist.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

I'll pay you when you give me what I asked for

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Ask your mum.

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'll take your meatballs, hope they are juicy.

[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

"Can I have extra napkins?"

"Uh, actually I asked for non-fat skim mocha..."

"Aren't you a little young/old to be working here?"

"I specifically asked for mine to come with no pickle"

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Can I use this cupon?

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Extra sauce

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