My dream is to die with absolutely nothing but massive bank debt. I have no living relatives, so there is no one to get the money from. I mean, "Hello Mr. Twat you have terminal cancer" next stop is the bank to take out the biggest loan my excellent credit will let me get. Tom Selleck the house go to Vegas bet it all on black until it's gone return home and burn the house down around me fuck the bank...a boy can dream lol

Those targeted ads aren't messing around

Edit: Personally I've already got an urn picked out for me. A probably too large coffee can of my favorite coffee brand.

I'd prefer it not get used for my ashes for at least a few more decades though.

You never see these meme quality ads with a € or £ price... its always $

Graveyards are a waste of space & good land. Land is for the living. Cremation is the way; it is clean, responsible, & considerate.

I don't care what happens to my corpse, because I'll be dead then. Never understood, why people still care nowadays, religion I guess.

When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

Casket+ includes a lid! Only $59.99/hour (surge pricing if used between hours of 10pm and 8am)

Don't you love your dead relatives? Or are you cheap?

Cremation. Tubes for ashes. Instructions to friends and family where to toss me and maybe plant a tree.

Paying for it after you need it seems like a bad business plan tbh.

Sky burial. Just chop me up and feed me to the vultures

Reddit is desperate for ads.

Just take that $22 per month and invest it instead. You'd come out on top

My grandpa handmade his coffin with some really nice walnut. Quilted the inside I believe. He's still kicking, so it gets used as a prop at Halloween

Death will be a subscription

Better buy one now before they’re subscription only.

Costco sells caskets. Seriously. Order one online on the cheap.

Best part? They have multiple (positive) reviews.

Hit me up when you die and I'll set you up a wooden box for $22 straight up, just a once time payment.

Caskets really need some design updates. They look so depressing.

It's actually something good to invest in. My wife's grandmother did it in like the 80s, and all the family had to do was pick out sandwiches for the wake.