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[-] Snailpope@lemmy.world 100 points 1 month ago

My foreman would always say "Love my job" in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago
[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

"Dear God, he's doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!"

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[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

I feel like the one going on about defcon does not know defcon 5 is actually pretty chill

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Should've gone the Kanye route and said defcon 3

[-] hoch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

*death con 3

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: in America asking "how's it going?" is just a greeting, nobody really cares

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Brits ofen say "You alright?" As a substitute for "Hi."

Pretty jarring when you're not used to it. Id think "God, I must look like shit if they're genuinely checking on my welfare!"

Yeah Tom Scott did one of his linguistics videos about that, he had a word for it but some questions aren't really questions they're basically just rituals, though rephrased a different way makes them genuine questions, and when you have major dialects of the "same" language like British and American English, we use different ones. "Are you alright?" is basically a noise of greeting in Britain and an expression of genuine concern in America, while "How are you?" is the reverse.

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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Won't stop us from having a conversation or even just bitching about something that is randomly bothering us.

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[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

My favorite to use: "not gonna lie to you."

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 23 points 1 month ago

My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: "Don't make me lie to you."

I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.

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[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

"I'm doin." -I am not doing well and I don't want to talk about it. But I'm also too exhausted and shattered to keep lying about my mental state for the sake of social niceties, so I'm hoping my vague, neutral statement will either convey what I'm feeling, or you'll fill in the blank with whatever you want to hear. Just as long as you stop asking how I'm doing.

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[-] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

"Too blessed to be depressed" - they're a Christian fundamentalist who is depressed but trying to convince themselves otherwise. You should run.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I'm here ain't I = Defcon 5

So normal then?

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah, def on 5 is basically civilian peace times, right?

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Living the dream!

Nightmares are dreams, right?

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

"Living the dream!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, I hope to wake up any day now."

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 1 month ago

Defcon 5

I never know if they're meaning that it's not that bad, or if they actually mean defcon 1.

Because with defcon, the lower the number, the worse the situation.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago
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[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 18 points 1 month ago

Seems very American. If you ask a German you be prepared to not get Smalltalk.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

This isnt small talk, this is a survival mechanism to figure if the person will enact violence on you or not. Optimally you want the response to be empty words, grunting, or being told to fuck off.

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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine, married to a European, said that I should have been born in Europe, not the US, due to my hatred of small talk.

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[-] match@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago

Wh... what's y'alls base suicidality level

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Our national holiday consists of drinking and playing with explosives at nighttime. You do the math.

It's generally a very cheerful level of suicidality though! Would be awful to bring the mood down by making a suicide all somber or some shit.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

it's not bad

[-] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Fair to middlin'

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[-] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where does "Good enough" fit on the scale? Asking for a friend...

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"Good enough" is "My head is barely above water and I'm wondering if it's worth the effort"

[-] ghen@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Good enough= My day is shit, My week is shit, My life has been shit, but it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right.

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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Don't forget "too blessed to be depressed"= I think God will be angry with me if I admit life (read: murica) isn't perfect

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In the opposite direction, when I moved to England it took me a while to get used to compliment "inflation" over there.

For example when somebody's opinion on something is:

  • "interesting", it means it's shit
  • "ok", means it's bad or mediocre
  • "good" and "great", means it's average
  • "wonderful" and "amazing", means it's good

I once asked one of the natives how did they transmit the message that they trully believes something was a 10/10 and was explained that's done by going into details on how something is so great.

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[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Her horrors persist, and so do I.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

DefCon Stages:
5 - "I'm here, ain't I?"
4 - "ain't dead yet."
3 - "it is what it is"
2 - "I'm not gonna lie to you"
1 - "...don't worry about it"

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 points 1 month ago

‘Nother day, ‘nother dollar…

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I prefer:
Nother day, nother dime, nother shit on company time.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime,

That was a poem,

For a simpler time.

Now the boss makes a hundred,

And the workers a cent,

While he has employees,

Who can't pay their rent.

Why wait till the boss makes a million,

And the workers make jack?

It's high time we riot,

And take our world back.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

The traffic light simply would not turn green
So the people stopped to wait
As the traffic rolled and the wind blew cold
And the hour grew dark and late

Zoom-varoom, trucks, trailers,
Bikes and limousines,
Clatterin’ by — me oh my!
Won’t that light turn green?

But the days turned weeks, and the weeks turned months
And there on the corner they stood,
Twiddlin’ their thumbs till the changin’ comes
The way good people should.

And if you walk by that corner now,
You may think it’s rather strange
To see them there as they hopefully gaze
With the very same smile on their very same face
As they patiently stand in the very same place
And wait for the light to change.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] redprog@feddit.de 11 points 1 month ago

I'm German and for me, "can't complain" means I have nothing to complain, I'm fine, nothing special

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[-] oce@jlai.lu 10 points 1 month ago

What annoys me with this culture is when they expect foreigners to use the same exhuberant language and they think something is wrong with you if you don't.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

British -

"Alright?"

"Alright?"

French -

"Çava?"

"Çava. Çava?"

Way simpler

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

My high-school friend group adopted "it goes" from our French class ("Comment ça va?" "Ça va!", roughly meaning "How goes it?" "It goes!" being the common neutral greeting taught in French classes) and I slightly resent it being described negatively here.

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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

!2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world

[-] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"On the right side of the dirt."

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