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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should have walked up to him and said "Ian, I am sent by your handler, cease your criticisms of the Netanyahu administration or we will release the files, slap his face, remember who you work for."

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Finger@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] D61@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bullshit, he never goes outside. I refuse to believe this is possible.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He doesn't "go outside," he prowls.

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

More than one person has that he does "prowl" his neighborhood or whatever and that he also sees trans people as fetish objects basically for himself

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Actually terrifying, wtf

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

He does, just not within 100 yards of any elementary school.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you didn't start asking him about the horses and loli folder you're a lib.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Approach him in public and loudly tell him how you don't believe anything the woke mob says about him being a pedophile

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

beard guys look the same. what made you think it was him? was he yelling at passersby about Biden Wins?

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

I was going to say this. Every third white male millennial looks like him. Source: am white male millennial.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

i think i'd projectile vomit at the mere sight

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Vaush posts go in the dunk tank. But we need to detox you stat.

I despise that odious man and all his fanatics.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Were you looking in a mirror?

Gottem

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry to hear that, comrade.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

My condolences

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

You should fart loudly in his direction to scare him next itme

[–] Hotspur21@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

This post broke my record streak of not hearing or thinking about this fuck. Thanks

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How bad did he smell?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Tacoma wept

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

There should be a law against this.

[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago