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submitted 1 month ago by micnd90@hexbear.net to c/politics@hexbear.net

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

This whole thing will blow over as Joe's mental capacities continue to improve heading into november

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

The September debate will just be him showing the audience a randomized Rubik's cube, putting it below the podium, and 2 seconds later revealing a solved Rubik's cube.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No way he can grab the solved cube under the podium that fast

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

He'd need a handler inside the podium handing him the right one

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It will be a younger man's hand poking up from under the podium holding the Rubik's cube.

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

he just needs time to grow into his new brain

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

The graph is referring to Michelle Obama, but yeah. If Copmala is semi-competent Biden would've stepped down. They ran multiple Kamala vs. Trump poll and she's getting crushed https://www.realclearpolling.com/polls/president/general/2024/trump-vs-harris

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The graph is referring to Michelle Obama

:JJJ-laugh:

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

She super doesn't want to be president LMAO. She's seen what it's like, and she's enjoying all the benefits of being political royalty already.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

That's what makes it funnier

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah they're sundowning kelly

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it's joever :joever:

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Yikes, that's a steep cliff

[-] flan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

took trump a year to go from 20% to 50%

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Rumor has it... Meatball Ron blew his brains out last October

What a loser

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Were they able to save his cum?

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

This is good for bitcoin

this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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