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[-] wombat@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

They made contact with alien communists possadist-ufo

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 3 months ago

I wish, but I wouldn't blame them for not announcing that if it did happen.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Why not? That would be awesome, we should all know.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 months ago

If you were the alien communists, would you trust the ghouls of the U.S. empire with the knowledge? I wouldn't blame them if they waited to announce themselves to anyone on this planet for that reason alone.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I think the US Empire would not be able to withstand the force of the interplanetary proletariat.

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Which is why you strike first, then make your introduction to the rest of the population.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

If that's the strategy then it's understandable.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

The aliens saw the plight of the DPRK and the wisdom of Juche, and decided to only accept them into the galactic community

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Understandable angery

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, if communism is so great...how come there's not a communism 2? cereal1

North Korea: and COMMUNISM 2 cereal2

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Neoliberals when neocommunism

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

DPRK announces a lineup of Switch games that makes the last direct look like crap. New F Zero. Good Star Fox. Metroid Dread 2, good Animal Crossing and then the grand reveal, a good Pokémon game. They don't respect IPs and they'll only be available there.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

If they made a good Kirby, I might need to defect

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What if they just unveiled Kirby. Like Kirby showed up from Pop Star and is here to support the struggle of the Korean People? Thatd be sick

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Turns out Good Kirby was just Kirby with the Juche copy ability all along

He had to absorb Eternal President Kim Il-Sung's body like a defeated mini boss, but the sacrifice was worth it.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

eggman-announcement North Korea says it will soon be making an important announcement: Yoon Suk Yeol's a bitch ass motherfucker.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Remember when that whack Seth Rogan DPRK movie got allegedly hacked and leaked? What if that, but for something good?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Lmao i remember everyone was up in arms about it and was scared DPRK would "retaliate" somehow.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

kim-cool starts WW3 and nukes the whitehouse because American treats are of such appalingly low quality

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago
[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Deltarune Chapter 3&4?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago
[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Communist Game Direct would be cool.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nintendo Direct voice

Ever wondered where the value of coins comes from? Mario sure does, in Superexploitation Mario, learn the capitalist money circuit as you manage the Toad Kingdom economy ... with a strategy RPG twist.

Launches on Proletendo Shift this Labour Day.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Adapted on "Das Kapital"...

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Imagine there are dprk soldiers in Gaza.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I shared this with a friend group and someone responded with "Bloodbourne PC port?" We share each other's pain.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

They will absolutely crush the west if they can release both at the same time. Juche gamers rise up

[-] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Please Kim, push the Juche gamer button, please.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

They've recovered the development assets for Bouncer, including a full cab, and will be dumping the ROMs for MAME

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Dprk - sashatown alliance

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

war were declared

this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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