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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

my "not a cannibal" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

So he's definitely eaten people right

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

probably ate genocide joe's uncle in the pacific tbh

[-] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

fry

That's just what a brain eating worm WOULD say....

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Yeah but what about the worm, would the worm eat a human?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Only the brain.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

He has eaten a human being.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

I am not an Umbrella Labs B.O.W. I don't shamble around and eat people. I've never been infected by the t-virus.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Oh so you are anti-business? You fucking commie.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

This is the bar folks

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago
[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

The worm told him it's no healthy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Could be vaxxed.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Since when was Andrew Fredo doing on Fox?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Holy fuck is that how I sound on camera. The time stamp is 3:20.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Holy fuck is that how I sound on camera.

To my ears you sound like peaches 'n cream.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'd eat virtually anything except only three things: a human, a monkey, or a dog. I think I'd eat anything besides that.

did the worm in your brain not consider the optics of this? cat? elephant? tiger? polar bear?

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Giant Panda, that rare woodpecker, blue whale?

But he’d never eat a vaccine.

He has already eaten at least one brain eating worm.

[-] IAmHisBiggestSpoon@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

lol, this fuggin' guy. i was reading his bio the other day for laughs, and aside from all the hilarious crank shit... his career started right after he finished law school, when he walked into an assistant district attorney gig for Manhattan. unfortunately, he had not passed the bar yet. so when he took it a year later, he bombed it and had to resign. this happened in July of 1982.

in September of 1982, worm brain gets charged for felony quantity of heroin in at an airport in Rapid City, South Dakota. he gets a suspended sentence and 1 year of probation, which he gets to complete back home, volunteering for the NRDC.

if you google rfk jr, one of the autocompletes is rfk jr voice which is hilarious, because he sounds like he should not be talking.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

haha yeah same

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

something intrusive is always entering the Kennedy brain. Bullets. Worms. Lobotomy drills. Strange thoughts about cannibalism.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

He eats pussy. My kind of president. xi-vote

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

People are asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my 'I wouldn't eat a human' shirt.

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