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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by RyanGosling@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Tonight’s entertainment will be a wholesome performance by Keanu Reeves. Enjoy, sirs.

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Why is this not in badposting?

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Because it's not bad? Duh. We need an epicposting for this one! xD

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Updoots to the left!

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Edit 2: wow, my most upvoted comment is about doots. Don't ever change, reddit!

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think enough people have blocked badposting (like me) that whenever a badpost is posted outside of badposting it feels fresh to the people who have blocked badposting, until they think about it and realize they blocked that shit for a reason

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Congratulations, you've succeeded at making me want to turn off my internet permanently and become one with nature.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Should have voted with your wallet

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 month ago

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

stop that stop it i dont like it

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

^ this. So much win.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This post is a real gem!

Edit: wow! Thanks for the silver!

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Uhh, is the narwhal with bacon served at midnight?

Also I'm allergic to Emma Watson, can I substitute for a hotter, better actress? Like Natalie Portman.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Natalie Dorner and a clone of the former.

[-] naom3@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

But u/unidan hasn't posted with le epic crow facts yet!

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

DAE LE JACKDAW XDXD

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 month ago

I'm fucking logging off

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry this post is too Epic Bacon, I'm going to have to call the vegan police.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

No cap, this post is sus as hell.

Really badpostmaxxing, you're a total sigma. No rizz.

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

sigma deez nuts lmao gottem

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Damn can’t believe I fell for it rage-cry

[-] Vingst@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

have an upvote good sir

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

This would be even more epic if there were freaking pirate ninjas

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

You win the internet today, good sir!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Ah, the old hexbear switcheroo

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Hold my Virgil Texas, I'm going in

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Bohemian Rhapsody plays quietly in the background until the mama mia part, when everyone in the whole restaurant loses their mind and sings along badly

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

DAE feel like Ron Paul is epic?

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] stevatoo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

No waffles?! meow-tableflip

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

le epic beard

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