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If You Were a Pokémon What Type(s) Would You Be
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Pokemon glitches my beloved 
We already are pokemon. We live in a small balls of poverty with no way out, and each day we are being called by our owners to struggle for their gains.
Yej but what type are you
Imma guess you're electric, not only cuz of Pikachu, because of this quote
"Communism equals Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country" (The great red hope, 21 August, page 7, Review).
fairy/fighting. armed queers bash back 
Fire/Grass because legal cannabis is probably the only reason I haven't had the Final Crashout™
Some kind of steel type would be cool 
is there a gay type
Fairy
Only 2 types per mon, thems the rules
Grass/normal
Rip
I mean j wanted to say grass flying like rowlet or ground like my babies trapinch and sandshrew, but that wouldn't exactly be answering the question
Call me Trubbish cuz I’m literally trash, not the big one tho cuz I’m still cute
Garbodor is cute too 
Said type
I’m pretty sure Trash is a type
Only way I'd get a date
Grass/fire
A grass/fire type would be neat. Praire's burning and forest fires are natural stuff, you could make a legendary out of it even. Give celebi elemental stone evolutions or something
There's a fire/grass in the latest gen that is a chilli pepper. It's pretty cool
Thars a good idea for one as well
Normal, because I am a snorlax.
ice/ground I think
Normal
Poison/Fairy
Normal/Fairy cause I'm gay and trans but like in a boring way.
i was about to say this!
I give you permission to still say it :)
Fairy flying
dark/ghost its has good defence and offense capabilities
Pee and poop
fighting and uhhhh... idk something else except maybe not
Likely Normal/Grass or maybe Normal/Dark.
Non-Flying Dual-Type Normals are a late-gen heresy, along with Single-Type Flying Pokemon.
Water/Fighting or Water/Electric. Idk I’ve always liked Water, it tastes good
Dark/Bug
POISON
Dark/Psychic
Dragon/Fire
water/ice
lapras by choice
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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