The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me
Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
Why is there a mirror on the floor???
and why doesn't it reflect the objects above it?
huh.
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
Look at this guy. He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!!!
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant's job.
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she's not talking to me
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
That's why you bring your sword with you.
Sure, but why's the coke mirror on the floor??
Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse's head.
Not suitable for when you've got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says "push".
You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you've got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.
That's when you gotta sidesaddle
10/10 would poop there
Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫
Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.
take me home shadowfax
Feeling fancy?
only way I'll sit to pee.
Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
I'll just pee into my horse from the side.
Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
I'd be afraid I'd pee up the horse's nostril
Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.
Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
this one was literal
I bet this is what the royal family use
Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.
But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it's a life changing purchase.
Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!
I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be with it
How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?
I've been using mine for about four years now, and I think it's insane that most people don't even know about the benefits of squatting posture.
Can confirm. I didn't notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.
folding stool
I thought that only happened to cats
If you've got lots of fiber in your diet, it won't really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.
One large lump sum
Perfection
Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.
Imagine
it's imaginary mate.
AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn't put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN'T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3' AWAY.
Do not buy saddles from this person.
Don't get off the carousel until you make your drop
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