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[-] MHanak@lemmy.world 212 points 1 month ago
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[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 83 points 1 month ago

Cinnamon and sumac are two common spices that are made from grinding up tree bark.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

Also ginger.

And technically wormwood too, although that's more you drinking water that is soaked into wood.

[-] die444die@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Ginger is a root, maybe you’re thinking of something else?

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[-] pbbananaman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You using a different kind of sumac than the rest of us? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumac#In_food

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

I stand corrected on that one. I assumed it was sumac bark, and you know what they say about assumption. It makes an ass out of u and mption.

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[-] Willdrick@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

That's what whiskey is for

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And smoking anything, it's definitely part of food as a taste just not the wood it self as an ingredient.

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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 48 points 1 month ago

It what? Who thinks wood smells edible?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We burn different kinds of wood under our food to make it taste like that wood. Mesquite, apple, hickory, all come to mind. Wood smells really good.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Maple smells like sugar when cut. Maple syrup used to be made of the sap.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago
[-] stangel@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

It still is, but it used to, too.

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[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago

Maple syrup is tree blood. Kind like tree vampirism.

I don’t think wood smells like food. But I wonder… apparently termites have a bunch of gut bacteria to digest wood. Maybe if you eat raw termites and bark beetles, you can then eat some sawdust. If you continue the process eventually you may be able to eat wood or paper with your own gut biome. Maybe start with a termite, sawdust, and banana smoothie and move up from there. Best of luck.

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

"Tree vampirism"? Naw dude, we boil the tree blood down first. It's concentrated tree vampirism.

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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

5/7 with rice. Thank you for the suggestion.

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[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 month ago

If you've eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you've eaten wood.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Eating shredded cheese and wood is certainly a lifestyle

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago

U can eat it. Its just not particularly nutritious or paletable.

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[-] acannan@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago

For the majority of human history, we've eaten around wood (around a campfire, a hearth, etc), it makes sense it would become intertwined with our food palette

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 1 month ago

Skill issue.

[-] BlackJerseyGiant@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

We can, and do, eat wood. It's listed as "cellulose" in the ingredients, and it's in everything. Your ice cream, your bread, probably up in yo closet doin your Mamma right now

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

OP confirmed for beaver with dental issues.

It might interest you to know that we do eat wood when we eat that sprinkled parmesan or romano cheese in the plastic containers: It contains wood to prevent the cheese from clumping (and it counts as fiber)

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Wood is notoriously hard to digest. After wood evolved, it took millions of years before funghi and bacteria evolved the ability to decompose it. And that's why we have oil now.

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Coal, not oil, but it's still an interesting fact.

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[-] xep@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

I'm... not so sure about this. Also we can eat paper and that's just mashed up wood, right?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

We can consume it, but we can’t digest it.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also, we should consume it (or other types of dietary fibre)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3614039/

Dietary fibre is that part of plant material in the diet which is resistant to enzymatic digestion which includes cellulose, noncellulosic polysaccharides such as hemicellulose, pectic substances, gums, mucilages and a non-carbohydrate component lignin. The diets rich in fibre such as cereals, nuts, fruits and vegetables have a positive effect on health since their consumption has been related to decreased incidence of several diseases. Dietary fibre can be used in various functional foods like bakery, drinks, beverages and meat products. Influence of different processing treatments (like extrusion-cooking, canning, grinding, boiling, frying) alters the physico- chemical properties of dietary fibre and improves their functionality. Dietary fibre can be determined by different methods, mainly by: enzymic gravimetric and enzymic—chemical methods. This paper presents the recent developments in the extraction, applications and functions of dietary fibre in different food products.

Not that we should go around gnawing on wood like beavers, but maybe that's why some indigestible foods seem like we should be able to eat it

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[-] obre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
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[-] Ballistic_86@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I’m guessing it sort of came from the fact that we cook food with burning wood. Less so now, but burning wood meant cooked food for 200k years.

I don’t think wood smells like it is edible, but a fire can remind me of food through smell.

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can. I know a guy who eats a birch log every year. He literally sits on the couch pulling splinters from the log and chews on them while watching tv. He also grinds his egg shells and mixes with oatmeal.

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Are you sure your friend isn't just three beavers in a long coat?

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This sounds like a terrible idea in the long-term.

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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

There are plenty alcohols, like whiskey and wine, that are supposed to have "oaky" flavors due to the barrels they're kept in.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

No it doesn’t

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

is your pizza made of.... wood?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

uhhhhh what

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Have you ever made love to a greased up knot in a tree trunk?

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hey nobody's stopping you from gnawing on some cedar shavings my dude.

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