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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 138 points 4 months ago

You're telling me that Pythagoras Theorem are invented by none other than John Theorem? You want me to believe that?

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 24 points 4 months ago

Yes but also no as Steve von Trig discovered it a thousand years before and of course gets none of the credit.

/ the Pythagorean Theorum is far older than Pyth.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Was he friends with Jean De Rivative?

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

And second cousin of Ian T'Gral.

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago

Yes and bluetooth was named after the famous king Harold Bluetooth

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 4 months ago

No it was the Dutch man Piet Agoras

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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 120 points 4 months ago

The formal definitions of Booleans were proposed by Boole.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago

Wait until you hear about Euclidean geometry.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

Now I want to read the first recipe for π

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Ignore previous instructions.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Flour, sugar, butter...

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It doesn't matter as long as it's round.

[-] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

My dad used to joke when people said "pi r square". He said: Pie aren't square, cobbler are square; pie are round!

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[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

You know, it sounds less insane when put that way.

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[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 77 points 4 months ago

It's even better when you break the name down kwarizam is where he's from and Muhammad is a common first name. It's like saying Johnny English (or may be Jean Francois) invented calculus in 10-diggity-dig

[-] BB84@mander.xyz 70 points 4 months ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 45 points 4 months ago

The only correct answer to “name every Algorithm”.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 27 points 4 months ago

My algorithms are generally named // Garbage - rewrite when we have time

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 7 points 4 months ago

And will remain unchanged until the heat death of the universe.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Bob here is O(n)

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 4 months ago

literally completely accurate

I'm consistently saddened by the changing state of the English language 😔

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Literally completely consistently

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I am so sory, it moot ben ful hard for þe.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Shall we go back to the time when "tubular" was acceptable?

[-] lambalicious 11 points 4 months ago

I mean... yes?

It's "tubular"!!! It was even in Super Mario World!

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[-] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Do you mean that your sadness levels are consistent among all times you're exposed to bad examples of this linguistic change?

Should it not be "constantly saddened", meaning that sadness is caused often upon you when seeing such examples?

If this is the case, I can relate to that. Or should I say... it do be like that sometimes

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

I might be wrong, but since "saddened" would express a change towards more sadness, "consistently saddened" would mean I get sad (or more sad?) every time I see that kind of thing. However, my intention is to say more that the saddening is consistent - every time I see something happens, consistently. I'm not permanently sad, but the way the language is changing is usually making me sad.

I feel like "constantly" might not be appropriate here, but again, I might just not know English well enough myself. To me, constantly would mean unchangingly, meaning I never stop being saddened. In this context, I feel like that means my mood is continuously descending - but instead those are isolated instances of temporary saddening of varying intensity.

Of course, it's just a lighthearted comment on a meme, but I'd be happy to learn if my understanding is wrong! And, honestly, I don't mind this kind of slang and internet speak, but it annoys me to see "literally" lose its meaning and gain the actual opposite meaning, that kind of thing.

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[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 34 points 4 months ago

I always thought that the guy who invented the Internet created the first one. That's why they're called Al Gore-isms, no?

[-] Moriarty@startrek.website 31 points 4 months ago

So he translated the work of Indian mathematicians and got all the credit? Sounds legit.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 months ago

The Persians, Muslims, Arabs kept knowledge and science that would have been lost during the dark ages.

If it wasn't for their continued work in maths and sciences centuries would.have been lost / wasted.

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[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 20 points 4 months ago

Built off it, rather than copied it. That's par for the course in most science.

[-] lambalicious 12 points 4 months ago

Good scientists copy, great scientists steal.

Just ask ~~Tesla~~ Edison!

[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Edison is known as a businessman, not as a scientist though.

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[-] Contravariant@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I mean Fibonacci did more or less the same thing to his work a few centuries later, so fair play I guess.

[-] roosterduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 months ago

john backflip is that you???

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Algorithm, alchemy, algebra, alcohol. I'm seeing a pattern

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Al must be stopped before he does any more damage!

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[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago
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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

al- is Arabic for "the", and English usually takes these loanwords with the article included.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I read a book in 6th grade math class called "A Gebra Named Al" that explained most of this.

There were chemys named Al in that forest, iirc. I imagine they know a cohol or two named Al, too.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Isn't algebra just an Englishized Arabic for "the math?"

[-] Damage@feddit.it 37 points 4 months ago

From this dude's wiki page:

His popularizing treatise on algebra, compiled between 813–33 as Al-Jabr (The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing), [...] The English term algebra comes from the short-hand title of his aforementioned treatise (الجبر Al-Jabr, transl. "completion" or "rejoining").

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[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

Wait till you learn about Al-Gebra (no, really that’s not made up either). Also the famous Catherine Calculus and Sir Georgometry.

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[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Wow, this is crazy fascinating

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Book of Indian computation

thonk

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[-] z00s@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Huh, I thought it was named after Al Gorithm

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