A dryad, I'd chose the comfiest tree and no one else would be allowed to touch it
the little field mouse who is always somehow in a flower laden with pollen
The witch in the woods with a master-key'd staff under their bed and a pot of somethin perennially bubbling over the fireplace.
A hedgehog. I know everyone else is going for mythical ones but please try and fail to convince me that hedgehogs aren't whimsical. They're tiny adorable waddling grumpy balls of spikes what could be more whimsical than that
Tanuki, but only if I get the full set of powers and revolutionary comrades like in Pom Poko
Mothman
ted kaczinsky
tee hee tee hee
Forest gnome Ted
Probably a gnome or a goblin
head librarian in a mantis monastery
Shapeshifting trickster spirit that carries out arbitrary and deadly morality tests on any passersby who look chuddy.
A boney fingered Hobgoblin named Murzgrak who will pull up your tent stakes if you camp near my tree stump.
A beaver. They do a lot of communal building and other animals live with them in the lodges in the winter.
A grouse! They're so cute and are good at camouflaging.
A fox, I like sleeping during the day and climbing trees, exploring quietly, etc.
Tom Bombadil
owl, but with, like, really big eyebrows
a nymph living in a pond tossing swords at men and wooing the ladies with my luminous hair
Outdoor cat.
Pallas cat
A squirrel! I'd just collect things to eat all day and play in trees and nap
Hobbits never have to wear shoes so that right there is enough for me. I see from comments now that you meant an animal and not a fantasy creature, but I'm sticking with it. A pre-Shire hobbit though so I'm not burdened by class relations.
A squirrel who comes to people's windows looking for treats.
a little people / folk
a helpful fairy 🧚♀️
I will lead lost travelers to refreshments and safety 🥰
a toad could swallow you whole
no u
Wolf but I'm vegan wolf
This would literally solve most or all of my problems
Deer, but mostly because of the sleep schedule.
Something tentacly with big cute eyes, like a fae Kit Fisto. I would slither up creeks and entrance resting travellers with cuttlefish lightshows
one of Dionysus' silly minions
i'd rather keep the human form i have but be considered as a whimsical forest creature
Talking owl that follows travellers through the woods giving unhelpful advice.
In Japanese folklore, kitsune (狐, きつね) are foxes that possess paranormal abilities that increase as they get older and wiser. According to folklore, the kitsune-foxes (or perhaps the "fox spirits") can bewitch people, just like the tanuki they have the ability to shapeshift into human or other forms, and to trick or fool human beings. While some folktales speak of kitsune employing this ability to trick others—as foxes in folklore often do—other stories portray them as faithful guardians, friends, and lovers.
bigfoot
nobody would really notice me arriving or leaving to their campfire circle, as if I had always and never been there, and I'd share my weed with them
Fae creature that gives riddles, for sure. Rewards for correct answers, increasingly absurd punishments with hints for incorrect answers.
A ghost wandering through the forest surrounding a scout camp, the kind that people tell campfire stories about.
Flatwoods Monster
Sasquatch.
Some sort of fae that will force Hexbear to get math degrees and become polycule graph theorists with riddles and oaths.
That or long elk.
Ent.
Just me and my Entwife chilling in the woods with our tree buddies.
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