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[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 month ago
[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[-] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

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[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 22 points 1 month ago

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 11 points 1 month ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[-] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Night shift?

[-] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Does espresso count more or less?

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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 21 points 1 month ago

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

99% of Tumblr

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[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 20 points 1 month ago

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Do more crime

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they're children without jobs

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

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[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[-] purrtastic@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

I feel so seen

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

oh god, they found me, too

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Good on you for trying!

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago
[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

stfu and leave. me. ALONE!

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?

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